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If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what am I getting?

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If anyone broke into my house and stole only what I keep on top of my fridge, they'd be making away with kitchen roll, cereal, coffee tins and pet food.

(and probably a fair amount of dust. let's be honest...)

What would I get if I broke into yours?
Unknown User
Yep, dust; and a Folgers coffee can, my well used, stained cracked coffee mug and a plastic jar of Stevia. Oh, and welcome back to Lush.8S8MxTpZo5l19FUN
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Nothing kept on top of the fridge, sorry
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
A marble rolling pin and a couple boxes of crackers. (I've spared you the dust because it's a brand new refrigerator)
Unknown User
There's nothing stored on top of my fridge.
Guest
Lurker
Dust, about an inch thick. Don't judge me. It's too high, need a ladder to reach and clean it
seashelle1979
Active Ink Slinger
A variety of cold cereal and zip lock bags.
Guest
Lurker
Nothing...I have a cabinet above my refrigerator and it has nothing in it, at the present time.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
I can't see the top so I'm guessing, an old water bill. If they call saying it is overdue. I can say, I never seen it, maybe someone stoled it ;)
bria_xo
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Nothing except cabinets that are also empty, I’m only 5’5” I’m not about to climb on something to get something unless its a man smile
Unknown User
The owner’s manual.
Oli_
Butterfly
Flower Pot
Cameo_
Cat lover =^..^=
My niece's kitten, she loves that spot.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
A couple of plate/platters which are too large in diameter to fit into the cabinets.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
mason jars of various sizes.

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Dian091
Active Ink Slinger
Dust, English muffins, a small basket, maybe a plastic cover that goes over food in the microwave, maybe a hot dog or hamburger roll.
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Lurker
I haven’t seen the top of my refrigerator in years! I’m too short! My bf told me there’s a red ceramic baking dish, calendar from last year and a lunch bag that I used for work like four years ago! Oh and dust! But he fixed that for me
GreginOz2
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Menus from food delivery places- anyone for Thai, Chinese, Indian, pizza and god-knows what else?
MollyDoll
Southern Charmer
Probably some dust, three or four boxes of cereal, glass canisters with sugar, brown sugar, and powder sugar in them and a flashlight. Nothing too exciting. That's found in the cabinet above the fridge and blocked by said items.

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Bonny27
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They would get some paper plates, napkins, chips, and 1 box od cereal
Unknown User
The refrigerator is built into its own cabinet, so nothing
Master_Jonathan
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Dust and your welcome to it! Why don't you vacuum and get even more goodies!
Moonstone
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Batteries and a couple of big bowls that don’t fit in cabinets. They are holding bags of this year’s Halloween candy and also teal pumpkin treats. No dust...I was up there a couple weeks ago to clean.

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heidi
Active Ink Slinger
a monitor screen I can see on my call phone. What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?