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If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

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Important part is to see your supervisor for more info
Slippery when wet
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
dangerously addictive ;)
Habit forming...
Warning: Powerful Adhesive.

If I hug you, I won't want to let you go.
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Flash Flood Zone




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Not to be taken seriously. (Hardly a warning !!)
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Warning: Extremely Hot, handle with care!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
warning:can be habit forming
aww Olderguy took mine.. but I can be additive... So I guess I will say.. moody
Caution - high Voltage!
Expect me to snap at you when I am really hungry.
Warning: warning sign down for maintenance
most dangerous in the prone position
Careful of the flames.
giggles I wonder how it would feel making out with you in a fire retardant suit... giggles it is so "hot"
Handle with care...
Husband said "Caution prolonged teasing may lead to bite marks"
'LOADED WEAPON'

It doesn't fire blanks.
Contents Under Pressure

Caution: extremely habit forming. Can cause accelerated heart rate and breathing.

Side effects include sweating, trembling, dizziness. Excessive vaginal leakage and difficulty walking have also been reported. Do not exceed recommended dosage.

Use under care of trained personnel.
Knows how to release "Contents Under Pressure"

Caution: Extremely sweet, may cause cavities

Side effects: Include cuddling, lots of kisses

Use with extreme gentleness and care
Caution: very stubborn and easily excitable