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If you came with instructions what would it say

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Nightbreaker011
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I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
adele
Weaver of Words
Contains soft center
heidi
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some assemble required, read the instructions
adele
Weaver of Words
Handle with love
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Treat with care

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Do not wake her up early!!
JC72
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Just add lips
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If Male, FUCK OFF...If Female, COME CLOSER
JC72
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Quote by adi_me33




LOL
apptobebad
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Keep Moist

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
wonderwho
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Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.
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Choking hazard
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by puddleduck
Choking hazard


mmmm dont remember choking

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
adele
Weaver of Words
CAUTION - Sarcasm emitted frequently
apptobebad
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bad cook...order out

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
always carry a spare bottle of tequila

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
heidi
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Slippery when wet
moon03
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Do not underestimate
Unknown User
I'm a handful
Valken
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He's Canadian, you will never understand eh.

How aboot that. Eh.

Eh.
Unknown User
caution, the lameness is strong with this one
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Brace yourself for impact.
? A True Story ?
Guest
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Peel back the layers
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Must be fed four times a day
Must get night sleep of seven hours
Must go to the spa twice a week
Must go shopping once a week
Must not repeat dresses in a fortnight
Must masturbate once a day at the least
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What you see is what you get...don't bother to handle with care..I won't break..