If you met an ALIEN...

27 Feb 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

Shhh... only a few know that I'm an advance scout for the planned invasion of Earth.

Always knew you were out of this world Lfunny

yes cheesey

welcomes

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

28 Feb 2016

Quote by apptobebad

Always knew you were out of this world

yes cheesey

Thank you, dear ! Pour Wine

Actually, MANY here could easily be from another planet!

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So you come from a planet of all men? Is THAT why your hands are so large?

28 Feb 2016

Do you know what's in the Area 51?

28 Feb 2016

Take me aboard your beautiful ship

1 Mar 2016

Why come here?

2 Mar 2016

flash my tits

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

2 Mar 2016

Please take me to your leader

2 Mar 2016

Quote by apptobebad
flash my tits

"A group of aliens, evidently with hyper-sensitive eyesight, were today blinded...."

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Are you looking for a date?

2 Mar 2016

Alienated? I'll give it a try...(hoping for some compatibility)

Wylie xx

The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos

3 Mar 2016

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

3 Mar 2016

"Live long and prosper".... one might say that he did.

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Did you come from Infinity and Beyond?

4 Mar 2016

Are you Paul?

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

5 Mar 2016

6 Mar 2016

Does someone from the UK count?

6 Mar 2016

Quote by adele
Does someone from the UK count?

Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

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Are ALL aliens green?

6 Mar 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

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Are ALL aliens green?

After travelling that fast...wouldnt you be ? Lfunny

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..introducing it to parents would be like taking a new bf home...

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

6 Mar 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

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Are ALL aliens green?

not illegals... ?

6 Mar 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

Subtle

The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos

7 Mar 2016

Quote by wyliecoyote

Subtle

Ah, one who knows!

7 Mar 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

Ah, one who knows!

Of course we know, it's V'Ger

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

7 Mar 2016

Your place or mine for the probing? bates

9 Mar 2016

Quote by patokl
Of course we know, it's V'Ger

And she's back with a mission!

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I'd like to meet a sandworm.

9 Mar 2016

Quote by lynnwitt

And she's back with a mission!

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I'd like to meet a sandworm.

Ask the Kwisatz Haderach for directions

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

9 Mar 2016

I would do my level best to try to convince them to take Donald Trump back with them when they leave... which hopefully would be before the presidential elections

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

9 Mar 2016

Quote by patokl
Ask the Kwisatz Haderach for directions

On behalf of the Bene Gesserit, I welcome you.

9 Mar 2016

Donald... phone home...

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

9 Mar 2016

Quote by patokl

Donald... phone home...

Foisting him off as an extraterrestrial might get us involved in a galactic war....

10 Mar 2016

So, are you a Centauri?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centauri_(Babylon_5)

Reproductive biology[edit]
The sexual organs of the Centauri are quite different from those of humans, and they are in a different location than the human sex organs. Male Centauri have six tentacle-like genital organs that extend out from the sides of the body and "fold" in over the solar plexus when not in use. The males can stretch the tentacles out to four feet.[2]:9 These tentacles are somewhat prehensile, to the extent that they can be used to cheat in card games. Females have six narrow receptive orifices, three on either side of the base of the spine, just above the hips. During sexual intercourse the male inserts his tentacles in the female's orifices individually. Only a single insertion is necessary to inseminate, but "each [successive] one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure" – Centauri males grade their sexual encounters by the number of insertions in a manner similar to American baseball metaphors for sex.

10 Mar 2016

take me with you!

Say. Her. Name.

10 Mar 2016

Quote by honeydipped
take me with you!

Can I go too?

I've been back from vacation 4 days and I've had it already.