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If you met the person above in a dark alley...
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I'd want to join in. ;)
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Ask (politely) if I can cop a feel of her luscious tits - if I'm drunk (and therefore, bold) enough!x
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Carl_H
call her a taxi an take her back to my place


Taxi?? get a cab hun they are cheaper.

Let lovely Emily share our cab keep her safe and hope to god we r not all that drunk that we stop for kebabs
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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taxi Cab doesn't matter your paying lmao ;) as for the kababs no let go for pizza
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Second his idea for pizza (can never say no to pizza!) and Kiera - her lovely company of course, get your head outta the gutter ;)
Pizza's on me.x
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Shake my head and ask if she'd like an escort to wherever she's going. (Humming 'Hey there little red riding hood...")

Hey no problem there Sweet Missy time for a new tune "We're OFF to see the wizard...'
sweetaz
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Oh my what big eyes you have ... JR! come on Im sure we'll find a darken corner in a pub to sit in to people watch smile
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Leave the dark alley and head for some bright lights and fun, hopefully with dancing.
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Say "Hey there Sis where are we bound for?"
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I'd be saving him from some criminals.
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Quote by Wardog
Say "Hey there Sis where are we bound for?"


Seeing as it's you and me...how about Spearmint Rhino?
As the line from "La Grange" (ZZ Top) goes..."They gotta lotta nice girls hah!"
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KK!!!
Come on babes, let's get you a lap dance
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by emilykiss
Second his idea for pizza (can never say no to pizza!) and Kiera - her lovely company of course, get your head outta the gutter ;)
Pizza's on me.x


LMAO just seen this Carl/Emily

Carl you know damn well and Emily wouldn't that time of night what pizza place is open? you definitely wont find one near a dark alley you would however find a dodgy kebab place of some sort. They DO often sell pizza but last I tried one once it was worse than the kebabs. Chinese near me is open till 2am its all you can eat I say lets go there what say u2 the food is LUSH.

To above

HOLY FUCK you look just like me there can be only one the world cannot handle more...pulls out my Stargate SG1 Zat gun fires 3 times and now there is only one and blah who needed superman I saved the world all on my lonesome

EDITS..FUCK sorry Cin You posted in between you are no longer but now there are 2.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Hey there Hon, if you're through playing with the above, wanna find a NICE dark place...where we can be alone? Save ME from criminals? While you're in that phone booth; call 911 and tell them to send the coroner and LOTS of body bags!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Wardog
Hey there Hon, if you're through playing with the above, wanna find a NICE dark place...where we can be alone? Save ME from criminals? While you're in that phone booth; call 911 and tell them to send the coroner and LOTS of body bags!


Wont need to the Stargate SG1 Zat gun, stuns on 1 fire, kills on 2 shots and 3 evaporates the body...Fuck Im gonna miss Cin so bad, why did she jump in the middle.

Oh well Rosie soz babes wasn't my fault. I am hungry tho War fancy a curry?
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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whatever you want
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Whatever you want is fine by me. I'll buy; then we'd better go to Rosie's to deliver the bad news. Don't know about the Stargate thing but as I said on the guns thread a .44 magnum AND a .45 M-1911-A! "...If the right don't get 'em the left one will!" per Ernie Ford LOL
baileyass
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Throws him his irons/woods. I'm sure those baddies will receive something through wild swings of those clubs.
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Smile. After hours club. Your hottie is waiting. I showed you his pic.
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Smile and wave
Tranquil
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oh thats easy. rose red and rose white, i would go and find a wolfie with her and a beast or two
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Wolf? Wolf? Will one old Wardog do? WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! AAAAOOOOHHHHHHOOOOO!!! Now that we're the ONLY ones left in the alley, what would you like to do next?
sweetaz
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wait with him until someone comes to take claim him ... keep that tongue in JR and that better be drool dripping on my hand lol
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WOOF? Hi there Hon! So where's the Kitten?
sweetaz
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Might just have to microchip you JR ... thats ok Ill lead the way out of here
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LEAVE? Hell let's just have fun RIGHT HERE! It seems like a great place for it!
sweetaz
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Righty ho then let the fun find us, but don't mind me if you get yourself kidnapped ill got your gps tags on you
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Hahahaha watches Lara gaggi ng wardog....how you been Lara..
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Doing WHAT to me? Anyway, escort this little lady wherever she wants to go.