If you met the person above in a dark alley...

21 May 2014

Psssssssst!!! Hey, pretty girl.
I have gorgonzola........

21 May 2014

Runs like fuck because I'm not sure if gorgonzola is a weapon or not....

21 May 2014

Stop the lil hottie haulin' ass down the alley and tell her she no longer NEEDS to run from whomever it is.

22 Jul 2014

Take out my trusted water pistol from my handbag and fire at will binky

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

23 Jul 2014

I would push her up against the alley wall.
Pressing my body against hers, grab her wrists and lift them over her head.
Stare into her big brown eyes, my eyes afire with a want.
My lips brushing against her ear, then her neck, then her cheek, then her full, parted lips.
Grip her wrists with one hand and slide the other down over her breasts, over her flat belly.
When she closed her eyes and softly moaned out my name...
I'd reach in her handbag and steal her water pistol.
smile

23 Jul 2014

I shove him away using my lone remaining chopstick, frustrated I grab my taser out of my back left pocket and aim it at his jewels Whistle

The leaking water pistol drops on said jewels didnt help matters much tbh.

I call 999 coffee

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

23 Jul 2014

Luckily I arrive before the police (Ooops! Wrong thread) As I say, I arrive before the police and hustle Kiera out of the alley, before they can arrest her for having an illegal water pistol, and take her to my apartment where I sooth her with gentle words and calm her fears, inducing a mood where she wishes to reward me........

23 Jul 2014

Quote by cooldaddy
Luckily I arrive before the police (Ooops! Wrong thread) As I say, I arrive before the police and hustle Kiera out of the alley, before they can arrest her for having an illegal water pistol, and take her to my apartment where I sooth her with gentle words and calm her fears, inducing a mood where she wishes to reward me........

Hahahahaha...I do all the work and you swoop in last minute, like a masked avenger and collect the reward. Well played cooldaddy, well played.

Once my crotch stopped smoldering, I'd take "The Cool One" for beers.

23 Jul 2014

Hi Gil. That's just as it plays out. Make sure she hasn't got a taser next time! toast

23 Jul 2014

doff my cap, say good evening and walk on by

23 Jul 2014

you 2 crack me up.

Having used my taser to incapacitate Gil after he manipulated me and stole my trusty water pistol, I would be left with no choice but to defend my honour with my remaining chopstick en guard CD Sword Fight

Hey babes

Edit - that was meant for CD. The fleshman sees how dangerous i can be with a chopstick and leaves me in peace as was wise to do so because my taser is now recharged Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

23 Jul 2014

How did I walk into this crime scene? Lol

Someone has to be the Villain

23 Jul 2014

Run a mile...

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn

24 Jul 2014

Ask if Peter wanted to go get an ice cream cone then go play a game of pool.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

Ask Racy what she was doing in a dark alley, and if she had nowhere to sleep...........

24 Jul 2014

Ask CD what on earth he was doing out so late, take hime home with me, put him to bed and then cuddle up with him all night! Hi Frank! Big Hugs

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24 Jul 2014

Use her cats excellent night vision to help find the way back out again

31 Jul 2014

Rescue him from the hungry, stray dogs outside of the bar looking for something to eat and take him home to recover

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

3 Aug 2014

A tense standoff...followed by explosive action...

3 Aug 2014

ZAP...Shit Rod im so sorry I didnt know it was you...perhaps you shouldnt have given me those shooting lessons im a dab hand with a taser now....would you like some ice for your nuts?? Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx