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If you met the person above in a dark alley...

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I would take him out for a meal to stop him eating bloody salad!
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now that we know each other somewhat better, the alley beccons more fun
are you sure you want to have sex here. we can go to my cabin
Not leaving the alley....sex here and now
Sex seems to be the popular answer... Let's keep it rolling
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Fucked and Taken


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What happened to Ginger, the cabin? I guess I'm busy for a while now
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What happened to Ginger, the cabin? I guess I'm busy for a while now


a long while
Make sure she was okay and hopefully we could go somewhere more comfortable for other activities
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open up a can of whup ass, and make sure i get out of the alley as soon as possible
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Just pray she doesn't break out the combat pizzas Gil...KK's lethal with them...

*Hands you a face mask to prevent Kiera's pepper spray infringing on your well being*.


Holy sheep shit Batman! kk has ninja skills. Combat pizzas, I have heard tales of their legendary, destructive power.
(You can never get the stains out of a fine silk tie, from one of those demon pizzas). Cheers for the heads up and the gas mask.
I will light all the candles at my church, pray, and go to confession.
The priests are holding a raffle to see who gets to hear my confessions, btw

notMarciaBrady, save your can of whup ass for another time. Jump on the back of my Harley and tell me where you want to go.
I'd give him a flashlight and tell him to go home and quit scaring everyone! LOL!
Wonder why he's lurking in the shadows...
It's called the Dark Side for a reason, Cindy!
That's why I stay on the Pink Side...better views ;)
I wouldn't worry, because Cindy can whoop anyone's ass!
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I wouldn't worry, because Cindy can whoop anyone's ass!

OMG!!!
Dark alley...
Sinister shadows...
The eerie cry of the wind in the wires...

No problem
Not when I got a PsychoBaby by my side.
Stick with the two above safety in numbers and no better company to keep
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Stick with the two above safety in numbers and no better company to keep

Doesn't matter how many of them there are B.
They're only safe 'cause we deem them no threat.
Just like those male persons making ridiculous claims of being the sexiest.
Utter twaddle.


Hiya babe
Hope everything is okay with you and yours
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Doesn't matter how many of them there are B.
They're only safe 'cause we deem them no threat.
Just like those male persons making ridiculous claims of being the sexiest.
Utter twaddle.


Hiya babe
Hope everything is okay with you and yours


I noticed a lot of male intrusion over there, how can a mere male be sexiest, and I will still stick with you and Linda in the dark alley.

Dad comes home tomorrow

[bh]
Aww girls...you're perfectly safe with me - I OWN the night!
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Dad comes home tomorrow

That's brilliant news
I'm so pleased he's on the mend.

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Aww girls...you're perfectly safe with me - I OWN the night!


I think if you read the small print MJ you'll find you have a short lease on it and it is in fact owned by Lushladies Inc. A wholly owned subsidiary of PsychoCindyBob Enterprises International.
I will have a sign put up in in Lush saying PCB International own the Night to stop these frivolous comments about who owns the night

MJ your contract clearly states you may lease parts of the night in 15 minute segments, you have failed to complete the required paperwork
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I will have a sign put up in in Lush saying PCB International own the Night to stop these frivolous comments about who owns the night


Absolutely B.
The nerve of some people!
Really!
OMG! You girls are hilarious!
Don't forget financially secure Linda ;) LOL
Ok ladies, a gentleman knows when not to argue with a lady! LOL! I will concede that I do not have exclusive rights to the night...

I only hunt in it!
Put my arm round her to comfort her, maybe she will be grateful and ?????
Create more smoke hoping MJ has his handcuffs - may I add that the southern end of this alley belongs to me and I like to crack the whip!