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Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)

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simplyjohn
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The super sexy skunk is back!
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...looks round???
OH!!!
I see...yes, you're right Erin.
it is me.


Edit : John, you scamp!
You flashed in there like a rat up a drainpipe.
or a skunk up a..............drainpipe...
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While you and John have been discussing who is sexier, I can tell you it me!! smile
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We were discussing that Ana.
John came to the conclusion it's a close contest, but I win by a hair's breadth.
Apparently the World agrees...
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Carry on in your dream world babe, and last night you told me I was sexiest thing in the world
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If you're going to keep slipping eye drops in my coke....

Anyway, back to reality.
It's me.
NER NER
simplyjohn
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Ahem .... move aside ladies ...
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Slaps John, get back, it is either Cindy or I we are sexiest people ever
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I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy that it hurts.....
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Salute the AV, billy. Love the Marxies.

Now I think we both know this really belongs to me...
mock1
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I think you meant me hehehe
simplyjohn
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Quote by maisiegirl
Slaps John, get back, it is either Cindy or I we are sexiest people ever


Dont you get aggressive with me young lady!

Mine again smile
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Not for long, Monsieur le Pew...MINE.
simplyjohn
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No way Hosy or however you spell that..

Confused here .. is it Cindy or Syndy :s
Kiera
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He likes a nice spanking, begged me for one this morning so ladies slap away, I recommend his head because yes he is confused, I for art thou the sexiest.

Kicks the skunk up the arse, get out of here stinky.
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Quote by simplyjohn
No way Hosy or however you spell that..

Confused here .. is it Cindy or Syndy :s


Just for clarification John...you can call me "the sexiest". Okay babe?
Cindy smile
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera
He likes a nice spanking, begged me for one this morning so ladies slap away, I recommend his head because yes he is confused, I for art thou the sexiest.

Kicks the skunk up the arse, get out of here stinky.


Right .. I was just sending you a PM with a suggested date for a night out .. omg chinese and more .. forget that now!


Back with me ...
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La la la la la..... oops! Am I the sexiest again?
simplyjohn
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nope ...


edit - recognition at last :d ... looks in the mirror .. yep you got it you hunk of a man .. sighs
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Anybody who posts below me is going to have ugly kids! I can claim my win now
simplyjohn
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Oh ... the competition seem to have given up .. no wonder .. you cant dispute the obvious.
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I have never known a skunk to be sexy John so you can hand it over now... Thank you smile
simplyjohn
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No way ... this is mine.