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Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)

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WHOOPS!!!
Butterfingers.
I'll just take that for safekeeping Frank.
nope, it's me syndy
Though it's hard to disagree ginger, I'm afraid you're in error on this occasion.

(or I'll wrestle you for it in a tank of Nutella. I may lose on purpose just to get licked).
Cindy, so sorry, but you know I am sure the right person to be here
Very true Bill.
I told you I needed an Assistant to carry the trophy for me.
Takes the trophy and gently pushes Cindy into Maisie's bed - 'That should keep you out of the line for a bit' ;)
I am back again.
Not really, we'll take that trophy and discover some interesting places to conceal it
I don't mind handing it to you, Cindy!

Here you go...

I'll be taking that trophy, thank you. I'll keep my chocolate covered raisins in it, oh and my nuts of course.
Nips in. .... gives knobby's nuts a whack and runs away with the title
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Nips in. .... gives knobby's nuts a whack and runs away with the title


Ouch!
It's not?

Must be me then.
Yes you're right. ..... it is meeeeeeeee
awwwww lucy, sorry it's me
Not going to argue ginger.
(nabs the trophy and legs it)
Gently pushes Cindy into Ginger so that they tumble in a tangle of limbs. That should keep them occupied while I stroll away with the trophy.
Nah, Cieran tried pushing, got him nowhere...
(flashes my norks at Jason while Maisie pinches the prize and has it away on her toes)
M'dear, they are lovely, but knowing you'd never let me play with them doesn't distract me enough.

Light swat to Maisie's delightful tush lets me snag the trophy back while she's standing still in shock.
As sure as the sun rises, it is me!
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Turns out the light, dons night vision goggles and lifts the trophy making a rapid exit shouting, "Hut, hut, hut"...
Tosses a flash-bang in her path and while she's disoriented and temporarily blinded, sneak away with the trophy.
you may have a cute bum but i am the sexiest… only for a few minutes lol
and your time is up! It's me!
*swings in on a rope, masked and cloaked, and sweeps away the prize
then slams into the wall*

OWWW FFS!
Injured but sexiest

*limps away hurriedly*
laying back rubbing myself thinking of all the lovely girls above me but that trophy is now mine.
while nawty is in orgasmic bliss....I slip pass.