Denied! Cause I wanna walk on the white beaches
I am looking for a tall dark mysterious man. I am one horny old geezer and I need some special attention. Yes I am using a sexy blonde avatar but I get a hard on making straight boys drool. So what do ya say?
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I almost hit deny until you said "hard on". Accepted.
Do you like my avatar? Isnt it sexy? Wouldnt you like to see what is under my sexy garments? Well, to be honest, I look nothing like the avatar. Who cares though right? Beauty is only skin deep. So add me, I will make you vision blurry.
Do you like my avatar? Isnt it sexy? Wouldnt you like to see what is under my sexy garments? Well, to be honest, I look nothing like the avatar. Who cares though right? Beauty is only skin deep. So add me, I will make you vision blurry.
Accepted! I am a very freaky bitch lmao
Cum here baby accept my friend request and show me whats behind that sexy smile . I mean seriously open your mouth I have a fetish for teeth .. are they white, straight, ummm does your breath stink? Cause that's just nasty ! If it doesn't hit accept and show me your teeth!
Cum here baby accept my friend request and show me whats behind that sexy smile . I mean seriously open your mouth I have a fetish for teeth .. are they white, straight, ummm does your breath stink? Cause that's just nasty ! If it doesn't hit accept and show me your teeth!
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Accepted! I don't care either! And I'm glad you like my av of a horse.
Hey Hon, this is your father. Your mother and I are looking to spice things up a bit! Lmbo! But anyhoo, I checked your page and was wondering if you could introduce us to some of your friends. Ream_my_pussy23 sounded interesting, she likes reading and so does your mother and ThirdLegLarry89 likes fishing so we might be able to hit it off. We'll start slow, but we would love to follow you and spend some time with you on here hon. We never get to see you! Oh! you left your sweater over at the house, your mother will give you a call later.
Hey Hon, this is your father. Your mother and I are looking to spice things up a bit! Lmbo! But anyhoo, I checked your page and was wondering if you could introduce us to some of your friends. Ream_my_pussy23 sounded interesting, she likes reading and so does your mother and ThirdLegLarry89 likes fishing so we might be able to hit it off. We'll start slow, but we would love to follow you and spend some time with you on here hon. We never get to see you! Oh! you left your sweater over at the house, your mother will give you a call later.
Accepted!! If you have a nerdy kinda thang goin' on... I'm the one for you. I wear glasses with glass in them as thick as the bottom of a coke bottle, I am 400 pounds in weight, I never move from my laptop if i can help it and I know everything about everything!!
I see your cockshots in your gallery there SoSchlong. Is that really yours? i'm not sure I believe you. Come on, be my friend, you can cam and prove it to me.
I see your cockshots in your gallery there SoSchlong. Is that really yours? i'm not sure I believe you. Come on, be my friend, you can cam and prove it to me.
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Accepted! Although I cant cam. My Schlong is so big it will not all fit in the camera.
Hey hottie....I see that you have a foot fetish. I would love for you to rub your, you know, between my feet. I hope you don't mind that I have a slight toe fungus. I live on farm and love to run barefoot in the hog pens and feel the warm manure between my toes. Cant wait to hear from you.
Hey hottie....I see that you have a foot fetish. I would love for you to rub your, you know, between my feet. I hope you don't mind that I have a slight toe fungus. I live on farm and love to run barefoot in the hog pens and feel the warm manure between my toes. Cant wait to hear from you.
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Denied...sorry, lost my genitals in a freak shop-vac accident. Thanks for making me feel bad about myself...
Saw your non-av! The red and white silhouette turns me on! You have long hair and a hot body like her? Wanna be fuck buddies?
Saw your non-av! The red and white silhouette turns me on! You have long hair and a hot body like her? Wanna be fuck buddies?
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Accepted.
Looking for someone to be bored with
Looking for someone to be bored with
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Accepted... define 'bored'
Hi there BigWanger696969. I just looked at your profile and well.... I need to see more. Doesn't look like a BigWanger to me. Couldn't you fit it all in the picture? Anyhoo... wanna be friends so i can see your private album?
Accepted CavernousHootchie969696! Love the name! Looks like you're having the same problem with your camera. Doesn't look like you could fit yours in one pic either! Love it!
Hey beautiful, was wondering if you wanted to be friends. I'm disease free now. I've posted the Health Departments certificate on my wall. Take a look before you decide.
Accepted!! Hey I just tested positive for herpes, and my mum taught me to share... see you soon.
Dear Newbies, I am looking for some new friends, I seem to have deleted most of mine because I didn't like their other friends. Don't the tards know I'm always right? Oh yeah, everyone ever, wants to BE me..., so send me a friend request, that's only if you haven't already heard about my reputation which kinda sucks really.
Dear Newbies, I am looking for some new friends, I seem to have deleted most of mine because I didn't like their other friends. Don't the tards know I'm always right? Oh yeah, everyone ever, wants to BE me..., so send me a friend request, that's only if you haven't already heard about my reputation which kinda sucks really.
Denied! I had a "friend" like you once and it was enough for a lifetime
I am here 2 make new friends who enjoy being told what 2 do! I will promise 2 control ur every decision so u don't have 2 think 4 urself & only have 2 b the 1 who looks like a fool in front of others sumtimes but 2 repay u for ur services I will cyber fuck ur brains out.
I am here 2 make new friends who enjoy being told what 2 do! I will promise 2 control ur every decision so u don't have 2 think 4 urself & only have 2 b the 1 who looks like a fool in front of others sumtimes but 2 repay u for ur services I will cyber fuck ur brains out.
Accept....I love being told what to do by a beautiful, sassy lady, and I rarely use my brain anyway.
My wife and I are looking for a hot babe or couple that would share long nights in front of the web cams with us. My wife is 74 and I am 81, we are very fit for our ages, and believe that wild hot sex is the key to a long life of happiness.
My wife and I are looking for a hot babe or couple that would share long nights in front of the web cams with us. My wife is 74 and I am 81, we are very fit for our ages, and believe that wild hot sex is the key to a long life of happiness.
Denied lol congratulations on the age thing and fountain of youth stuff though 
Im athletic, kind, nerdy, i have a great sense of humor, loves to smile, Im postive ,Good natured and o yea a closet kinky freak on the low
. I love to read,write,exercise and fuck. O btw im sam its a pleasure to meet you future friend hopeful! 
Im athletic, kind, nerdy, i have a great sense of humor, loves to smile, Im postive ,Good natured and o yea a closet kinky freak on the low
. I love to read,write,exercise and fuck. O btw im sam its a pleasure to meet you future friend hopeful! 
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Denied. I'm actually looking for illiterate, flabby slobs who can't understand a joke without detailed explanation. Sorry!
Hey beautiful! I enjoy walks on the beach, reading poetry, and quiet evenings at home with a glass of wine and Kenny G helping me unwind. Sending you a selfie for your consideration...Hope to chat soon! BTW, I love anal play! Too forward? Kisses!
Hey beautiful! I enjoy walks on the beach, reading poetry, and quiet evenings at home with a glass of wine and Kenny G helping me unwind. Sending you a selfie for your consideration...Hope to chat soon! BTW, I love anal play! Too forward? Kisses!
ACCEPTED!! I just wrote a poem called Put it in my Ass
Hi there big boy. Wanna get groovy? I have my own groove. Just sayin'
Hi there big boy. Wanna get groovy? I have my own groove. Just sayin'
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depends are they skinless? decision pending
Hello
I have been here for 7 years and everyone keeps deleting me for saying I have multiple accounts..*coughs* I mean personalities Its so not true thats not allowed here and im a stickler for the rules.
Other than that the pussy pics are not recent and the vaginal warts are long gone now as are the crabs so no need to worry about me passing on any cyber STD's when we eventually fuck and I hope we will because that pic of your hard 1 inch penis has given me wet dreams for weeks and I only now plucked up the courage to f/r you its not often you see a thing like that and i like to gain new experiences and getting my hand, lips, and pussy on you incy wincy cock is now my mission in life
please accept me.
Hello
I have been here for 7 years and everyone keeps deleting me for saying I have multiple accounts..*coughs* I mean personalities
Its so not true thats not allowed here and im a stickler for the rules.Other than that the pussy pics are not recent and the vaginal warts are long gone now as are the crabs so no need to worry about me passing on any cyber STD's when we eventually fuck and I hope we will because that pic of your hard 1 inch penis has given me wet dreams for weeks and I only now plucked up the courage to f/r you its not often you see a thing like that and i like to gain new experiences and getting my hand, lips, and pussy on you incy wincy cock is now my mission in life
please accept me.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I accept but you are in for a surprise for my cock is 7 inches.
I have been a widower for four years now. I would like to find someone to break this long drought of no pussy for me. Are you willing to go all night and then have e for breakfast in the morning?
Please say yes to my friend request.
I have been a widower for four years now. I would like to find someone to break this long drought of no pussy for me. Are you willing to go all night and then have e for breakfast in the morning?
Please say yes to my friend request.
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
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Hello
I have been here for 7 years and everyone keeps deleting me for saying I have multiple accounts..*coughs* I mean personalities
Other than that the pussy pics are not recent and the vaginal warts are long gone now as are the crabs so no need to worry about me passing on any cyber STD's when we eventually fuck and I hope we will because that pic of your hard 1 inch penis has given me wet dreams for weeks and I only now plucked up the courage to f/r you its not often you see a thing like that and i like to gain new experiences and getting my hand, lips, and pussy on you incy wincy cock is now my mission in life
please accept me.
Of course I accept. But I'm afraid you've overestimated my size, it's actually 0.8 inch. I wanted to have a circumcision, but they weren't able to perform the microsurgery required. To compensate though, my tongue is five inches, so I can hit your clit and g-spot in one lick and rock your world anyway. Please accept me.
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Just not in need of male friends here, so passing on.
But always open to a friendly female
But always open to a friendly female
Denied!
(1) Bill you didn't even mention your boat - now that's a game-changer
(2) I'm not friendly enough!
Please be my friend. I know I read more than I ought to but on the plus side, it means my imagination runs into overdrive and it needs an outlet. All that's keeping it in at the moment is my Santa hat.
(1) Bill you didn't even mention your boat - now that's a game-changer
(2) I'm not friendly enough!
Please be my friend. I know I read more than I ought to but on the plus side, it means my imagination runs into overdrive and it needs an outlet. All that's keeping it in at the moment is my Santa hat.