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nicola
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http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/7418692/dozens-of-human-heads-found-on-southwest-flight/

CHICAGO/NEW YORK (Reuters) - Officials in Arkansas are investigating a shipment of 40 to 60 human heads found by Southwest Airlines employees at a cargo facility last week in Little Rock, the Pulaski County coroner said on Thursday.

The shipment of three separate containers was discovered last Wednesday at the facility after employees saw the package was "not labelled properly," Southwest spokeswoman Ashley Rogers said.

Employees opened the box last Wednesday evening, found the heads and contacted local police, who turned the heads over to the local coroner.
ReallyHard
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after employees saw the package was "not labelled properly,"

Does this mean they wouldn't have said anything if the label had said 'skulls inside?'
nicola
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I wont make the joke about giving head...
MrNudiePants
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Quote by nicola
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/7418692/dozens-of-human-heads-found-on-southwest-flight/

CHICAGO/NEW YORK (Reuters) - Officials in Arkansas are investigating a shipment of 40 to 60 human heads found by Southwest Airlines employees at a cargo facility last week in Little Rock, the Pulaski County coroner said on Thursday.

The shipment of three separate containers was discovered last Wednesday at the facility after employees saw the package was "not labelled properly," Southwest spokeswoman Ashley Rogers said.

Employees opened the box last Wednesday evening, found the heads and contacted local police, who turned the heads over to the local coroner.




Makes you wonder where that shipment was "headed"...
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At least they could have given the airlines a heads-up as to what was going on.
WellMadeMale
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Everyone's a commodean, today.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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the box was HEADed to somewhere in Texas.
MrNudiePants
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Quote by chefkathleen
At least they could have given the airlines a heads-up as to what was going on.


Evidently they weren't using their heads.
WellMadeMale
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If we put all of our heads together, maybe we can figure this out?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I'm glad it was headed-off before it reached the destination.

I'm sure it caused a lot of headaches.

That was mind-blowing.
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I'm heading out for a cold drink. Can I get anyone else anything? A headhunter perhaps?


Headhunter Recipe

Ingredients My Bar
4 oz Beer
3 shots Vodka
4 shots Spiced Rum
1 oz Lemon Juice
1 oz Lime Juice
2 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Papaya Juice
3 oz Coconut Milk
Playmale
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...who turned the heads over....

I knew it.

Heads would roll.
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Quote by Playmale
...who turned the heads over....

I knew it.

Heads would roll.


Hold on! You're getting ahead of yourself there. We don't know that anyone got into trouble until someone heads down there to confirm that they did.
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The heads were heading to the Shrunken Head Convention
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Quote by chefkathleen
I'm heading out for a cold drink. Can I get anyone else anything? A headhunter perhaps?


Headhunter Recipe

Ingredients My Bar
4 oz Beer
3 shots Vodka
4 shots Spiced Rum
1 oz Lemon Juice
1 oz Lime Juice
2 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Papaya Juice
3 oz Coconut Milk


Shrunken Head Recipe
Ingredients to use:
0.5 pint Guinness Beer
2.0 chunks Lime
1.0 Lime juice
1.0 Bowl Sugar
2.0 shot Jagermeister
Directions: If made correctly, this drink is guaranteed to give you a head the size of a tennis ball and the face of Barbara Walters pre-climax. Dip the rim of the glass into the lime juice, then line it with sugar. Pour 1/2 pint of Guinness into glass, followed by double shot of Jager. Top off with lime chunks and chug immediately.
Playmale
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Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by Playmale
...who turned the heads over....

I knew it.

Heads would roll.


Hold on! You're getting ahead of yourself there. We don't know that anyone got into trouble until someone heads down there to confirm that they did.


You're right, I got aheaad of myself. Maybe the head guy in charge down there should have made sure they had a proper head case to put those in.

Off the top of my head I have this question. When they get to the coroner where will he put the toe tags?

NOTE: If this seems insensitive or irresponsible, it's only because it's so damn funny!
Playmale
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Is this reminding anyone else of Eight Heads in a Duffle Bag?
nicola
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You guys are making me laugh my head off.
MrNudiePants
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This whole thread is just like the last car I bought. Not nearly enough head room...
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Quote by Playmale
Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by Playmale
...who turned the heads over....

I knew it.

Heads would roll.


Hold on! You're getting ahead of yourself there. We don't know that anyone got into trouble until someone heads down there to confirm that they did.


You're right, I got aheaad of myself. Maybe the head guy in charge down there should have made sure they had a proper head case to put those in.

Off the top of my head I have this question. When they get to the coroner where will he put the toe tags?

NOTE: If this seems insensitive or irresponsible, it's only because it's so damn funny!


Guess they'll have to use head rings instead of toe tags.

Of course they could use head gaskets to stick them altogether so they don't get lost.
MrNudiePants
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I can't make heads or tails of any part of this thread.
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Me either. I'm getting a headache.
WellMadeMale
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Speaking only for myself; I like a whole lot of head.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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At the risk of being the only one not to make some comment about that being a lot of head, let me instead say, Welcome to O-pun counrty.
MrNudiePants
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...


-- Rudyard Kipling
Pixie
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I am laughing my head....er, um I mean my ass off here! Pay no mind to the fact that I live in this state!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥