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A crusty sergeant major nurses a drink at a party when a pretty woman asks him,"Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am, serious by nature."

"I hate to ask this, since we just met, but when was the last time you had sex? You need some loosening up."

"1955", was his answer.

"Wow, not since 1955? You deserve some relaxation." She took him to a spare bedroom where they had several moments of "relaxation".

Lighting a cigarette after they were done, she said,"You sure didn't forget much since 1955, lover."

The sergeant major glanced at his watch and said, "I hope not. It's only 21:30 right now."
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Whups! Oh well. Hopefully I put a smile on someone's face.
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sure did!
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Quote by roccotool
Whups! Oh well. Hopefully I put a smile on someone's face.


it still put a smile on mine Rocco
relaxandrelease
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I know a Sergeant Major that would do something like that.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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LOL! Good one Rocco!