Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
They are SO on my shit list!!!
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Matriarch
I've heard that one many times before, and it still makes me smile, so apt 
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FUCKIN Hilarious 