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Police seize 100 rolls of toilet paper inside two tons of cocaine.
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Add your own news flash joke.
Just to be clear News Flash jokes don't have to be about the pandemic. Just something funny or even corny like:
Sales at marijuana dispensaries are high.
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This is an actual headline
Man threatens to sue magazine for using his photo in article about hipsters looking alike, before realising it isn't him
Power outage covers entire town - film at 11:00!
World War 11 bomb was found on an Isle of Wight beach. Newspaper headline read:
Shell found on beach