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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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flashing her tattoo at unsuspecting motorists...she caused 10 accidents in just 5 minutes
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Ginger got there ahead of me and I WATCHED her get arrested for trying to smuggle Kiera into the country in a steamer trunk which, unfortunately for Kiera got DROPPED from the ship's deck to the pier!
baileyass
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Trying to imitate that bulldog on his profile
baileyass
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For owning too many shoes.
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For spreading civil unrest by implying a girl can have to many shoes
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Being drunk and disorderly and causing a riot at thee "Bald Kitty Book Store"!
baileyass
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Kept yelling "I want bald kitty" at the top of his lungs.
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Bailey kept showing her bald kitty to War and couldnt help but giggle to the point she was peeing... :/ ... smile
Tranquil
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he was caught completing a lewd act with a fav disney character. life on ice will never be the same for those thousands of children who witnessed the henus crime.
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she was arrested for masterminding the pain and masturbating through the show
Tranquil
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Lynar was the one whom showed me of these wicked ways, and helped me instigate the whole serious offence.
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Tranq and I danced on tables in Kabul and now they won't let us go.
lafayettemister
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Squirting in public.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Kiera has been hauled in on so many charges, so many times that she not only has her own cell, she has a standing food order!
HotRodG
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He was charged with various criminal charges, related to his attempt to produce, direct and host an America Has Talent! Prostitution Edition Show.
Gil_Renard
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He was charged with various criminal charges, related to his attempt to produce, direct and host an America Has Talent! Prostitution Edition Show.

I would finance that tv show smile

public cunnilingus, on both cheerleader squads during the 2011 Superbowl half time show.
(Highest ratings ever, I am told.)
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Arson in connection with the fire at the Bald Kitty Book Store which she owned. The insurance company refuses to pay off her $2 million claim!
Gil_Renard
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Assault with a friendly weapon. He cock slapped a cop for ticketing his Harley.
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Quote by maisiegirl
Running naked through the White House, security experts have been studying the video footage for5 years


I was young and well...GW...nevermind.

gil hijacked an airplane to take him to his favorite hotdog place in Chicago.
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Screwing some German guy on a surfboard and thereby missing the biggest wave of the day
Soleillalune
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It was a fake arrest .. He's really an undercover cop posing as a lushie
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Quote by lafayettemister
Squirting in public.


For running an illegal trade in Crimson Tide regalia.

I work part time in a nursing home. Boobs R Us supplies the care.
bill11
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NickiC was arrested for her activities at the nursing home. She and the residents were being too intimate.
HotRodG
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Arrested and charged for violation of Federal statutes after "Motorboating" the breasts of a former Senator from the state of New York and Secretary of State.
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Was arrested by the sherriff for making me cum too many times..lol
HotRodG
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Was given 30 days in the county lock up for Contempt of Court, for demonstrating her orgasms, on the witness stand, while testifying at my trial for exceeding the cum limit.