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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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arrested for going way to fast with car I built my gf at the time wasn't help either hehehe
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Was arrested for stealing the armor of a museum and has rusted it. smile
Unknown User
For what she did with the knight in the museum when he took off the armour to return it
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Again he was caught exposing his intimate parts to the cinema usherette lol
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She was with me playing with said intimate parts.
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hahahahahaha
He was arrested for having a penis that reached his knees.
Unknown User
She was arrested for using it to hang her undies on...
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KK has been arrested for cruel and unusual punishment to a prisoner for the things she has done to Seeker... Lets just say the candle wax may come off... But those scars she left will never go away...
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has been arrested for being so sexy and sensual and not friending me yet.

PS- no pressure or worries. :P
adele
Weaver of Words
for using that tongue on pussies
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For flashing them Big Boobies in public an giving old men heart attacks lol smile
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Carl was arrested for fondling Adele in public while she tried to revive the old men... smile
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Kiera arrested for supplying Rosie's with rubbing alcohol and saying it was a new kind of spirit, what ever it was it had Dog walking on the ceiling
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Rosie was arrested for impersonating Marilyn and try to get all the ladies to peek under her dress... smile
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John was arrested for impersonating a Peace Officer...it was the particular "piece" he was impersonating that offended the general populace...

Hiya hun
How's you? Good, I trust?
curious3045
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Texting naked pictures of herself to me
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texting naked pictures of himself back .. giggles
curious3045
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Accepting money from me to take my naked pictures and not claiming the income
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I told you it was a costume party and the guy dressed as a M&M wasnt good to eat!
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For doing salsa dance in front of police station and drinking straight from vodka bottle and peeing
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For trying to eat the salsa in front of the Police Station and peeing in the chocolate fountain.
*giggles...mugging furiously and fluttering eyebrows so hard there are freak gales in Guatemala, Turkmenistan and Chipping Sodbury. giggles (vamp, vamp). giggles*
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For Being an elderly woman trying to seduce girls.
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For being wildly inaccurate about people's ages and naked theft of floribunda from florist shops.
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For being wildly inaccurate about people's ages and naked theft of floribunda from florist shops.




Floribunda Moribunda ...Where did you get that name? lol
Do u know what "bunda" means in portuguese? Hahahahaha
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Nope.
But I know what it means in Klingon...