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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Helping Slushies steal said toys by hiding them in various body orifices... He got caught when they asked numerous questions and all he could do was mumble... :/
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Masterminding the "Great Sex Toy Heist"
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rosie removed the tag


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Dognapped that pooch
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For stealing roof tiles photographic evidence proved his alibi of killing elk to be false
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Knocked me out and stuck me up there to take the incriminating picture.
Masteratarms
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Unbelievable alibi and found guilty as charged.

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"Liberating" property from under the sea
alliet14
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prowling around the neighbors window.
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Flashing some wild cat who was prowling the neighbourhood.
jollyjack
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Pretending to be a cougar
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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i think they said he was pissing drunk or something like that


HotRodG
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Unlawful use of strap-on dildos against unsuspecting males.
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public streaking
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Leading horny men to unsuspecting women
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skinny dipping in the fountains
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For stealing my heart and taking my pleasure to heights I've never experienced...over and over and over...





I love you .....xxx
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Indecent exposure at a kids birthday party
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For turning me into serial masturbater ..lol..

Cause you drive me fucking insane with lust and desire..
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Put in solitary confinement with your hands chained above you for masturbating
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Fuck..

Omg.

For making so very wet between my legs..

As I watch you intently..
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Escaping the prison with me
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For taking me repeatedly outside the prison as you pinned my arms above me.
alliet14
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seducing all the men at the nursing home.
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seducing the umpires!
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For hoarding water in a drought, all was fine till the greenness of his grass was noticed.
seveninch
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Serial cockjacking.