For speaking fluent gobbledegook
For knowing what gobbledegook sounds like
For speaking sexually explicit, obscene, gobbledegook in public.
For dry humping KK's leg as she speaks her perverted and erotic gobbledegook in public...
For being a naked voyeur filming the dry humping and spoken erotic gobbledegook in public
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
For being aroused by the erotic gobbledegook and stripping in a public place
for being way too attractive for his age and making all the younger woman fight over him
For all the injuries she inflicted trying to get throbbingwetpussy away from cooldaddy.
for all the orgasms he gave me last night
For keeping the neighbours up with her dirty talk as I fucked her on the porch.
For having sex in the park in broad daylight with witnesses everywhere.
For having sex in the park with me with lots of witnesses.
For letting me watch but not join in.
for stalking me repeatedly
Narcissism involving a spatula.
kk was arrested for cussing out the cops when she went to bail cindy out and they woundn't return the strapon.
Taking my cookies under false pretences, (no strapon here either babes)
For passing her cookies around knowing they were laced with a rather well known "weed"... Causing the everyone to break out in laughter and seek out munchies... :/
For becoming a dealer selling rosiem's "cookies" to other Lushies.
For purchasing and supplying nuns with Rosies cookies which he dubbed "Sweet Tasty Treats" so he could have his fill of horny innocent virgins
For being the mastermind behind the cookie ring based out of the convent that had become the area's most notorious "house of ill-repute"
Distracting the store staff with her body so her cohorts can shoplift sex toys.
