Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

31 Mar 2014

for sun bathing with me in public

31 Mar 2014

that works for me Hugs

31 Mar 2014

For sucking his thumb at the outdoor Cafe'...mind you he was naked at the time.

31 Mar 2014

trying to make me his naughty slut...even though he knows I like it ;)

31 Mar 2014

Quote by jollylolly
I'm afraid she set fire to the neighbor's lawn, but it was just to make s'mores.

lmaooo

31 Mar 2014

Quote by xXMister_TXx
trying to make me his naughty slut...even though he knows I like it ;)

err for posting in front of mirror in the police station :P soo double arrested lol

31 Mar 2014

not being so innocent.

31 Mar 2014

Tut, tut.....you are arrested for lack of reading x

My Karma just ran over your Dogma

31 Mar 2014

Being publicly intoxicated, flashing his man parts to dogs and cussing like a sailor cussing

1 Apr 2014

for being insanly sweet ;)

1 Apr 2014

For stepping on someone's toe with those spikes...

1 Apr 2014

placing a camera in the ladies room of Rosie's.

1 Apr 2014

walking around in public scantily clad

1 Apr 2014

showing his manhood to a lady cop

1 Apr 2014

For being the lady cop and checking out Ajax's manhood lol

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Apr 2014

for being the queen of kinky

1 Apr 2014

For accusing KK of being "Queen of Kinky" when he is King of Kinky

1 Apr 2014

For reporting all the members of the Royal family of Kinkenstein to the Sexual Equalities Commission accusing them of being kinky.

1 Apr 2014

Setting fire to the English toffee factory and cavorting naked amongst the dancing embers as they rained from the sky...

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2 Apr 2014

Contaminating the water with a liquid affrodeciac.

2 Apr 2014

for swinging his hose in public.

2 Apr 2014

for being so sexy :P

2 Apr 2014

For teasing me ;)

2 Apr 2014

*giggles* for not getting teased ;)

2 Apr 2014

For not proving that she isnt teasing, lol

2 Apr 2014

for driving naked on the freeway with the top down evil4

2 Apr 2014

For creating a disturbance outside the houses of parliament wearing only spongebob squarepants Y fronts demanding the intake off fish be banned as he says "Fish are friends not food" Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Apr 2014

Quote by kiera
For creating a disturbance outside the houses of parliament wearing only spongebob squarepants Y fronts demanding the intake off fish be banned as he says "Fish are friends not food"

For being so dang creative.

3 Apr 2014

Vaginal Break & Enter....Repeat Offender.

3 Apr 2014

Exposing himself at a senior citizen home and enjoying the old ladies try to beat the cops when they wouldn't let you go!