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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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e was my partner in all those crimes but at least they put us in same cell
alliet14
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Having a house full of lizards, pigs and monkeys.
alliet14
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Spanking his monkey in public
Unknown User
I think that it would be illegal for me to post it..........
HotRodG
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Charged with tattooing the genital area of a particular person with the words, "Welcome Aboard"
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For running through streets armed with tattoo needle, and marking everyone she passed
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For being a smooth operator, lol Lyf.
Gil_Renard
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Giving me a black eye...with her left boobie
The official charge..........................................Assault with a friendly weapon. ;)
Kiera
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Perverting the course of justice, poor Bobbie didn't do a thing turns out all she did was drop her pencil, Gil took complete advantage pretended it had tripped him so that he could fall face first into her boobies. He got the black eye when she socked him one because fall or no fall there was no need to use his tongue
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Demanding sex with menaces, told KK and I if we both gave him BJs for a year he would drop credit card charges
bill11
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Rolling car odometers back, and selling used cars falsely. She was relying on her good looks!!!
Unknown User
She and Ginger were caught doing ...&@&$....&$@ in public!!!
HotRodG
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Unlawful possession and use of a Fleshlight.
hiddentalent123
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Making a glory hole at the interstate rest stop
HotRodG
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Crashing into a state trooper after speeding away from the interstate rest stop.
hiddentalent123
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Stealing panties at Sunset Retirement Home

(lmao on yours!)
jjustjenny
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Trying to sell said panties in the park after dark.
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Stealing and then wearing ladies underwear from the dirty hamper
midnight900
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Trying to get out of a speeding ticket by offering the cop a blowjob
TheSensualLady
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Receiving the blow job that the cop turned down and forgetting he was going on-air in five minutes to report the weather
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
tubby1961
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For exposing those beautiful large breasts in public
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Piracy pertaining to the purloining of pre-packaged pastry products.