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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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paul_moadib
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For liking the movie Sucker Punch
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For taking my cookies under false pretences
hiddentalent123
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For grabbing my nuts to enjoy with her cookies...

What?! my nuts! I had a bag of cinnamon almonds! Bobbie stole them! Sheesh guys, not everything has to be about the sexy time!
Leigh65
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Oh that's hardly a crime. Now you! You were arrested for stealing every single pair of panties I own.
midnight900
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For running down the street, completely nude, yelling "give me back my panties" while chasing Hiddentalent.
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Quote by Leigh65
Oh that's hardly a crime. Now you! You were arrested for stealing every single pair of panties I own.

Leigh...pantyless...let my imagination run wild! My evil plan is unfolding

midnight was arrested for running around naked in Wal-Mart, holding his ass, yelling,"WHERE IS THE PREPARATION H!!!""THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!"
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peeking in my windows
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for peeking Feline_Dragon window and then suddenly whistling and doing break dance and breaking window glasses.....
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Quote by paul_moadib
For liking the movie Sucker Punch

I don't like Sucker Punch, I love it. Are you judging?
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Setting up a topless burger van outside McDonald's and charging extra for a squirt of "special sauce".
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supplying the "special sauce" kk squirts on the burgers and it tastes like toffee.NWjSpn7kwCaT6SlA
midnight900
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For sending Moses the Gambian gay priest to my prison cell... I will have my revenge!
hiddentalent123
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For actually using one of the display toilets at Home Depot after eating a bad breakfast burrito
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Selling England By The Pound : Genesis
HotRodG
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For singing Proud to Be An American, while in a brothel in Romania.
TheSensualLady
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Swimming nude in the water fountain at the Retirement Home for Widows causing fights to break out over the best viewing spot from the front porch.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
hiddentalent123
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For singing Born in the USA in house of ill repute in Crimea
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for stalking me and looking up my skirt
paul_moadib
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Quote by Cindertoffee

I don't like Sucker Punch, I love it. Are you judging?
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Setting up a topless burger van outside McDonald's and charging extra for a squirt of "special sauce".


The girls in it are hot but it's a dreadful movie! Watchmen was much better.
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paul_moadib
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For lack of symmetry with her stockings.
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The girls in it are hot but it's a dreadful movie! Watchmen was much better.

Watchmen was pretty awful. On a par with Green Lantern. Some graphic novels/comic books translate to film better than others. Sucker Punch has the benefit of candy for the eyes to feast on when the storyline lags where most others don't.
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Arrested for chemise abuse.
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Arrested for putting bubble bath in the neighbours hot tub ;)
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For changing her AV not that this one isn't just as sensual
TheSensualLady
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For selling black market pics of Cindy eating Nutella while sunbathing nude in her backyard
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
midnight900
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For creating an secret army from guys she's seduced here on Lush
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For handcuffing Cindy and I and running off with key, just as well I can pick locks
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Quote by TheSensualLady
For selling black market pics of Cindy eating Nutella while sunbathing nude in her backyard


Scurrilous rumour, I wasn't sunbathing nude when I took the pictures, nor was I selling photos I just posted them on internet