GINGER...ARRESTED for being TOO DAMN CUTE!!
For being too horny and for setting me up for the ribbon stealing
Kiera was arrested for sneaking into the men's locker room at the health club and leaving her panties in all of the lockers.
For going in to other homes and place special chocolates to make them extra horny for a few night
For eating too many of her special chocolates and dancing naked on the Town Hall steps.
Frank flashed everyone coming out of the West Minister Church yesterday afternoon. BUSTED
West Minster Abbey u mean yes??
Chinese tickle torturing unsuspecting rabbi's and forcing them to eat bacon sarni's
Standing on hard shoulder of M25 & flashing the lorrydrivers on the inside lane
Bobbie was arrested when she tried to peddle her wares INSIDE my truck.
Raiding my drawer with the thongs ... Lol
And caught wearing one of my bras .... Ohh Sexxxy
OH? I wondered who the hand bra belonged to...it was YOU!
You mean to say that you actually wear those small things?
SASSY arrested for impersonating a police officer...Wanting to do a full body inspection while inside my truck.
Leaving the motorway at the wrong exit after having a full body massage... Oh sorry.... inspection, inside his truck.
Walking down Motorway with no keks on and a reflective glass up his bum, shouting at passing traffic "hows that for a cats eye"
For spreading her kisses around her girl friends and leaving the male population gutted.
For buying frozen Yorkshire puds and passing them off as his own
For photo-copying ginger's bare hiney, making "wanted" posters with it, and plastering them all over the neighborhood.
Failing to register his weapon...
Flashing the woman next door
... Turns out she is a cop
shop lifting a 2 x cucumbers one in her pussy on in her ass
Arrested for public indecency following a very oily, wet, threesome with blow-up sex dolls in the parking lot of the shopping mall
Arrested for impersonating a cop and trying to arrest blow-up sex dolls for indecent exposure.