stealing his GP's prescription pad after he refused to prescribe him with anymore viagra
For selling black market Viagra to Scott
Trinket was arrested for stealing the orgasms I was reheating
bobbie arrested for LYING. Can't steal when there is no evidence
Trinket is lying the police expert tested level of euphoria and proved they were my orgasms she had stolen
You're such a liar.... everyone knows nobody can test levels of euphoria... only orgasms.... where is your fridge bobbie?
Sliveranode has been arrest for having evidence against Bobbie and trinket at their trial and for having a dog as a profile pic ;)
Taking advantage of pure innocent Hobbits because she has a hairy feet fetish
Keira's been arrested for revealing restricted information about Bunni's hairy feet fetish.
Spreading misinformation about British citizens and hairy feet.
Mooning Prince Charles and Camilla
Caught taking chocolate bribes from several lush members and not delivering the "goods"
Giving false information about naked pink hooters scootering about in Woking.
Underage drinking, ( his Avatar is a ruse to ensnare unwary ladies)
Misusing using workout equipment for sex release
Stealing all the pink ribbon
You can't prove that I took all of it and you been in for tying me with all this ribbon
Wrapping herself up in loads of pink ribbon just to give her an excuse to stay in bed all day.
Using too much stick and not enough carrot. Donkeys have feelings too, you know?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. False advertising about packaging size
Rick was exposing his manhood to young female students.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Peter arrested for pimping virgins, he was prosecuted under the trades description act
Running a brothel under the cover of a young ladies knitting circle in the local church hall.
Arrested for posting scandalous lies, it wasn't knitting circle at all, it was a quilting circle.
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