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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Arrested for dancing on the pole at the fire station, surprised anyone complained
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Arrested for dancing on my pole in public.... I think it was worth it but we should probably ask her
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Feeding home made hash cakes to the swans in Windsor, seriously curious didnt you know that all swans belong to Her Majesty, she didnt appreciate a bunch of stoned Swans raiding her castle tea party and stealing all the cucumber sandwiches
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Rick remember this . Next time you get drunk and want to pee in public, it can't be in the food court of the mall.
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Inciting a man to pee on the police so she could take a photo and sell it to the press.
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Inciting a man to pee on the police so she could take a photo and sell it to the press.



hmmmmm cd, just how much did kk pay you? oh, and btw, i will visit you in hospital
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Ginger was arrested for sneaking pornography into the hospital when she was visiting cooldaddy causing all of his monitors to start beeping at once.
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Leigh was caught stealing knickers of her neighbour's clothesline.
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For stashing porn comics in others mail boxes along with lube and toys
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For using the lube and toys while still in the store
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Having sex with me in the Applebee's bathroom because everyone could hear us.
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For being the leader of the motorcycle gang, Bad Ass Bitches, terrorizing small Midwest towns
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Fucking girls in the park while fucking me as well in that group
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Removing pants in ladies room
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For being rude
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Quote by kiera


I 2nd that it was completely uncalled for

Strutting down Tottenham Court Road Dressed as Barry Manilow


You sayin' I got a big 'ooter Kiera


Arrested for stealing knickers from launderette and selling them on ebay as her own used knickers
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For using bunnies credit card to buy all of kk's used knickers.
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For being the leader of the motorcycle gang, Bad Ass Bitches, terrorizing small Midwest towns

@HT3 Hogs rule!!

For singing "Hungry Like The Wolf", naked in the middle of the street
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For not seeing me coming
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For squeezing a whole bottle of fairy liquid into the fountains in Trafalgar Square....
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For stealing the last chocolate in my box !!!!!!!!!!
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I'd have to say for assault and battery for the person who stole her chocolate..... lol
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my kk was arrested for attempted poisoning. she tried to feed peepee her homemade pizza
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WHAAAAT im wounded babes not you too, its not that bad really its not

Truth is I didnt home make the pizza I just burnt it when i cooked it I bought it in Gingers frozen pizza parlour so now she is under arrest for attempted peepee poisoning and cruelty to skunks
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx