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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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awwww babes, i defended you in court...and ate a whole pizza in front of the jury
Kiera
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Awwww your a gem really you are thanks for getting me off, sorry about the spell in hospital afterwards though, glad your on the mend. But hey that spell in hospital got you off your cruelty to skunks charges turned out peepee got a semi and panicked as it hadnt happened in many many years he thought i d dosed him viagra to get into his willykini when all I really did was mention steak and chips
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kk was arrested for stealing my heart but i refused to press charges... i love you babes
Kiera
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Quote by ginger86
kk was arrested for stealing my heart but i refused to press charges... i love you babes



Same babes I refused to press charges for you stealing mine....I love you too

Problem is that tea leaf scouser reported you for gross misuse of strapons upon his person so now your in jail again....fucking scousers
The Duchess of Tart

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HotRodG
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Assault with a penis-dildo shoe
tasha4girls
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kekekegay I really like chocolate silly

Well duh Tasha is clearly a terrorist with no remorse whatsoever, even her avatar is blowing things up I'm glad the feds finally caught her.


My avatar is blowing up the Hershey factory for raising there prices :P
jollylolly
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Arrested for confusing me by her above post! Is that a quote?

(Don't worry though, I've got bail money)
Kiera
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Quote by tasha4girls
kekekegay I really like chocolate silly

Well duh Tasha is clearly a terrorist with no remorse whatsoever, even her avatar is blowing things up I'm glad the feds finally caught her.


My avatar is blowing up the Hershey factory for raising there prices :P



I had to google Hershey to find out what it was and OMG now im double glad they caught you before you blew up cadburys factory too.

Above has been arrested for bailing out Tasha who wants to blow up chocolate factories and damage distribution of their delicious treats
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
tasha4girls
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Kiera was arrested for single handedly funding the chocolate industry
jollylolly
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Shooting poison chocolate darts at Archduke Ferdinand.
Dancewithme
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For wearing sexy nylons with her school uniform.
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For offering free flamenco lessons in front of the mall clad only in a leopard print banana hammock.
bill11
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She was selling Girl Scout cookies, and she is too old for scouts now
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He was drunk and wrecked his boat into a coast guard water craft.
Unknown User
Posing on the pier naked and distracting Bill, thereby making him crash his boat.
TheSensualLady
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Taking pictures of Bella posing naked on the pier to sell as pin-up posters to his retired friends.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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Peeping thru keyholes at Vegas hotels
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Posing as a hotel detective to arrest people peeping through keyholes and blackmailing them.
adele
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passing himself off as cool
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Taking them out. In public. In a church. While standing at the front.
HotRodG
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Shoplifting "supplies" from the sex shop and adult book store.
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Trying to return shoplifted items to the sex shop for cash
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Stealing a case of batteries....for her vibrators.
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selling nookie for cookies but i bailed her out. stopped by the cookie store first though
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For stealing peoples knickers, the larger problem is that she does it while they are wearing them......