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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Taking cookies under false pretences
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For impersonating a police officer and handcuffing up 3 locals at the bar
bill11
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For public nudity, she went to the wrong beach
Dancewithme
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For giving the "evil" (naughty) eye with a sweet face to an under cover Secret Agent who gets confused easy.
Unknown User
She stole a Kebler Elf and was forcing him to make her cookies in the nude....
(Worst part is they were the kind with cream filling, wonder where that came(cum) from)
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Howling naked in front of a convent.
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Running a prostitute academy in the village hall under the cover of a sewing circle.
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Pinching the purses of old girls Frank trips up, they think she is helping them, no doubt learnt from Carl
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Far from tripping old ladies up, I'm helping them up when they fall, being all wore out from attending Kiera's sewing circle. Poor Bobbie has meanwhile been arrested for flashing her boobies at old men, putting them in danger of a heart attack.DrMgxUsPvB07WDfD
Marina
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Hanging his undies on the queen's gate.
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Marina stole KK's stockings... Right off of her!
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Drive-by flashing
Kiera
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Quote by SheriPie
Marina stole KK's stockings... Right off of her!


Is Marina related to Carl in anyway?? just wondered Hi Sheri

Scott stole a packet of sausages from Tesco, his defence is they were on BOGOF but he only needed one pack and assumed he didnt have to pay
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simplyjohn
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Manipulating peoples posts in certain threads on here after quoting!!

So wrong!
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn
Manipulating peoples posts in certain threads on here after quoting!!

So wrong!




Pot, kettle black much babes?

SJ was arrested for causing a disturbance at an all you can eat steak and chips shop, he started turning over tables and howling at the moon when they informed him he had infact eaten all their steak and they had none left to serve him.

He lost the plot when they tried to appease him by offering him some salad...believe me thats when things got ugly
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Kiera was arrested for parading in the local shopping mall with a front placard saying "Beware, the end is nigh" while only wearing a blouse.
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CoolDaddy was arrested for walking along behind Kiera calling attention to the lack of a rear placard.
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Muffin the Mule
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Giving men her phone number knowing it would never be answered.
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Pulling her cheeks apart and breaking wind during the Pope's Mass.
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Flashing her tits at a poker game and saying "What do I get for a pair?"
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Walking around in public in his white shirt and sweater, and nothing else