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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
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Weaver of Words
AM was arrested for wearing clothes on a nude beach
Blonde Ginger
adele was arrested for trying to bribe the police not to raid her playroom anymore
Weaver of Words
ginger was arrested because she was the cause of those raids, stripping every time she visited it
Blonde Ginger
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ginger was arrested because she was the cause of those raids, stripping every time she visited it
hmmm you were the ne who put " no clothes beyond this point" on the entrance
Active Ink Slinger
Keeps giving me half naked pictures of herself...
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Curious was busted for his slight of hand while playing cards every one knows there is only one ace of hearts
Short Arse Brit
For offering magical breast massages to innocent Brits 
promising she could increase their size.
Hey Becky
promising she could increase their size.Hey Becky
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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For offering magical breast massages to innocent Brits
Hey Becky
Kiera....if you were the one that turned me in, then I went to jail with an enormous smile on my face, just having my hands on your breasts for a few minutes.......
Cooldaddy was arrested for trying to swindle movie theaters by gaining admission on a child's ticket.
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Flashing too many times at Cowboy's games!
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arrested for indent exposure in a public place. The bride looked through her wedding album and notice the grooms best man did not have pants on in the picture.
Weaver of Words
Becky was arrested for walking around in just a bra and panties
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cas was arrested hawking floggers without obtaining the proper licences
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Arden was arrested at Trump Taj Mahal ...seems he was using an illicit gambling system ( he some how hacked into the casino's mainframe and threatened to release the hack to wiki leaks) and when ask for his Id he refused... on the grounds if the owner won't expose his tax returns... than I will damn well will not produce my Id
he was latter released after it was discovered he had a Russian pass port.. when the FBI was investigating Trumps emails
he was latter released after it was discovered he had a Russian pass port.. when the FBI was investigating Trumps emails
Blonde Ginger
fever was arrested for stealing soiled panties at the laundry mat and selling them as her own on ebay. dam, i bought a dozen pair...lol
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Ginger was arrested for laundering dirty panties.....as opposed to money
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She was arrested when the person behind her slipped on her Ben Wa balls
Weaver of Words
Heidi was arressted for flashing her boobs
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Arrested for cheating on Jeopardy
Weaver of Words
arrested for impersonating an actor
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becky was arrested by airport security for smuggling diamonds... she almost got away with it but ,,,, when she was being patted down, it was discovered she was wet,, which led to a further investigation and the diamonds were discovered hidden
inside her pleasure pearls
inside her pleasure pearls