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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Being the master of disguise that he is, AM's latest scheme involved an attempt to pass himself off as a tripod at a Hustler photo shoot. One leg proved rather unsteady, however, and he was unmasked.
Posting links to horrendous sites about the history of dildos and dildo usage through time
Arrested for impersonating a cartoon character
Adele was arrested for breaking neon lights on signs.
Laura was arrested for drunken table dancing.
Tom was detained after officers spotted him driving with his hands not on the wheel. Seems he had discovered another way to steer.....
lyn was arrested for causing global warming the satellites scanning our planet pin pointed a thermal reaction... latter identified to be lu lu bedroom
Viv promised to abstain from flirting for the 40 days of Lent...she made it a full 40...minutes
Exhibitionism in a quiet library.
Dancing "The Dying Swan" in the middle of the town square, butt naked
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Dancing "The Dying Swan" in the middle of the town square, butt naked

Arrested for dancing as the dying Swan?! Oh no!

Your photo is too kind and intimate for you to get arrested. How about the police officer hands you both long-stemmed white roses? Yes, I believe that shall suffice.
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Arrested for dancing as the dying Swan?! Oh no!

Your photo is too kind and intimate for you to get arrested. How about the police officer hands you both long-stemmed white roses? Yes, I believe that shall suffice.
Thank you. No disrespect meant for the ballet, but even Anna Pavlova would be arrested, if she went to a town square to dance the piece naked.
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Thank you. No disrespect meant for the ballet, but even Anna Pavlova would be arrested, if she went to a town square to dance the piece naked.

No disrespect in the least, but thank you for saying so. I believe it's safe to say that I agree, even she would be arrested.
arrested for harassing the rabbits...
Adele was served with a warrant due to the distracting nature of her sign.... and the loud sounds issuing from her playroom.....
the local fire tower spotted plums of smoke .... latter was identified as the lady's dragon residence .. dispatching fire and police to the residence, Lyn was taken into protective custody

placed into a fire proof cell.. during spring cleaning the pollen caused allergies /// causing lyn to sneeze
Viv was charged with conduct unbecoming... she was supposed to guarding Lynn, but instead helped her hatch an elaborate escape plan... seems Viv had the unique ability to hypnotize all the other guards with her swaying ass... ;)
AM had hatched a near-perfect plan, but it went awry when it was discovered that he used only his hands to measure at his bra fitting shop.....
flying without panties smile
heidi was at an anti-war demonstration and was arrested because they thought she was inciting violence with the peace sign, when in reality she was looking for a porta-potty, because she needed to go #2
Becky was arrested for causing a fight. The arrest would have been on charges of public nudity initially, but the cops started to fight over who should arrest her and bring her in.
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Mr P ostensibly was bird watching, but authorities questioned his .... camouflage....






Lynn was arrested giving an interpretive fertility dance in the middle of an intersection
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rag was arrested for loitering
Vivien was arrested for disrupting traffic. although all she did was walk on the sidewalk in skinny jeans.
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Patoki was arrested for breaking the finger of a police officer...the crime was caught on film as evidenced by his avatar
Becky was arrested for (f)lawlessness in a public place: witness her many beautiful avatars.
dancing was arrested for his nude rendition of dancing the funky chicken during rush hour in times square
viv was arrested for loitering in front of the sperm bank and asking everyone that passed by if they wanted to make a deposit
Ginger was arrested for wearing a sweater, thereby hiding a feature of outstanding natural beauty.