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Julie was arrested for masturbating with a banana in the produce aisle at the Piggly Wiggly
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Krissy was arrested for stealing all of Vivians panties
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Krissy was arrested for masturbating while eating at McDonalds.............gives a whole new meaning to a Happy Meal!
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the lovely nikki was arrested for texting and driving .. but she really wasn't texting..... the sounds the policeman heard were her reactions to a 1970's porn film
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For flashing in the gym while doing squats 
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Arrested for public nudity when the wet T Shirt Contest she entered also shrunk her top
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all this time we all thought ping was deeply engrossed reading in the public library... only to find out he used the blue cover to hide his pono magazine.. he was handcuffed and led out of the library
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Vivien was arrested for walking her dog while she was naked. Normally she would only have been fined but the fact that she was walking past a Retirement Home and the sight of her sexy body caused a rash of Heart Attacks among the residents made it a misdemeanor
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Nikki was arrested for giggles, they are still trying to figure out the charges, as not one person has filed a complaint The story goes Nikki was in a supermarket and in isle 7 there is this lally collum
and Nikki used it to practice her pole dance routine causing a 16 shopping basket pile up. for the police to sort out when they arrived. After interviewing all the accident victims, none came forward with a complaint
and Nikki used it to practice her pole dance routine causing a 16 shopping basket pile up. for the police to sort out when they arrived. After interviewing all the accident victims, none came forward with a complaint
I've said this a few times, most awesome ass avatar
So... she caused several traffic collisions by walking across the street,
flashing said fine derriere at all the drivers, especially me.
I thanked her for it, then called the cops. Sorry.
I now need a
few quotes to repair my vehicle. Yup. Rear ended someone.
So... she caused several traffic collisions by walking across the street,
flashing said fine derriere at all the drivers, especially me.
I thanked her for it, then called the cops. Sorry.
I now need afew quotes to repair my vehicle. Yup. Rear ended someone.
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oh your in luck ping, I just happen to be an insurance adjuster .. bending over surveying your ass end damage and backing up colliding with you and giggles I bet that was one ass end collision your not complaining about
anyways your going to need a new bumper and rear passenger side lens cover.. what was the year of the car ?
anyways your going to need a new bumper and rear passenger side lens cover.. what was the year of the car ?
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Vivien was arrested for making a video of my pole dance routine and posting it on YouTube. I asked the police to drop the charges since I didn't mind her posting it but the owners of the supermarket insisted on charges saying it is bad publicity for their store. Feeling bad for Vivien, I offered to make her a "special" pole dance video since it was really all my fault!
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I represented my case in court,, easily recanting the bad publicity claim as records show a dramatic increase in business at that branch... the whole episode was turned into a huge publicity
stunt to help Nikki's friend open as new dance studio... furthermore. Nikki agreed to give pole dancing lessons for the opening, only if A food collection bin was made available at the dance studio.
Donations of products were purchased from the supper market at a discount, all going to the local food pantry... and giggles I got the best award of all, a private pole dance lesson from Nikki
stunt to help Nikki's friend open as new dance studio... furthermore. Nikki agreed to give pole dancing lessons for the opening, only if A food collection bin was made available at the dance studio.
Donations of products were purchased from the supper market at a discount, all going to the local food pantry... and giggles I got the best award of all, a private pole dance lesson from Nikki
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Rosie flashed without panties while shoe shopping at three mall stores.
"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
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She was arrested in the airport when the alarms went off. She forgot to remove her gold butt plug this morning
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ping got arrested for posting julie airport screening on u tube
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Vivian got arrested for skinny dipping in a lake.JYpm8ejlPhWPkE5T
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Becky was caught using a realistic dildo in Dallas, which is illegal there (true). She was also found to posses more than six dildos which is a felony in Texas (also true).
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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HBIC was arrested for showing up nude at a "Kill Bill" marathon ......
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Arrested for sexual comments after the sale woman told him she could help him change his old floppy into a hard drive
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for removing the, " sit here" seat pad in the drug store and replacing it with a seat that had a hole in it, then inserting his face.