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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Heidi was arrested during her last job interview for calling the interviewer a "Cheap Bastard" flashing her boobs, and running down the hall screaming, NO MORE CLASSES.........

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public sex. after getting his beard stuck in her clit ring and having to go emerg. room with his face up her skirt
Testicle Juggling
Using his toothbrush on the public smile
Dropping her shorts in public when she thought she heard Ping was using his tooth brush in pubic... smile
Drilling a hole and putting his dick on an, "all you can eat" table
Heidi was arrested for running nude down the main street but was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
Rose was Heidi's defense attorney... Seems it was discovered she was caught watching the infamous "Heidi video" in the judges chambers... she and the judge were in.... a comprimising position... smile
John withheld Rose's orgasm.

"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
Jj was arrested when a gust of wind lifted her dress exposing a nude rosie smile
Heidi was arrested for assault... When she aggressively pushed Rosie out of the way to get to Jj''s lovely bits...
Arrested for public nudity, when he pulled out his dick seeing the nude Rosie smile
Heidi was arrested for chasing me around with a millimeter stick, attempting to measure it... Seems it was a much harder job than she anticipated... :P
arden was arrested for falsifying documents... seems truth be told, he didn't quite measure up
Vivien was arrested for mispelling everyone's name on official documents :P
arden was arrested for having a yard sale... seems innocent enough... but its when he sold sexual toys to an undercover vice squad cop... he was cuffed and hauled off to jail once in jail, he requested to keep the cuffs on
Vivien was caught about the same time... Trying to shoplift all the good toys... She was quite creative in her hiding spots... smile

Hiya Viv
after watching me toy shopping Arden got arrested for insider trading .. seems he bought stock in union carbide... the makers of duracell batteries
Vivian was arrested when she was speeding her new Porsche 911 doing80 mph in 40. She tried to get out of the ticket by teasing the policeman. So Vivian smiles and raises her skirt above her panties, talkies off her panties. Hands them to the officer and says can't we tear up that ticker sweetie. She gets arrested for indecent nudity.
*** Krissy ***
destruction of store property. she tried on some bras at victoria's secrets and the straps kept on snapping from the weight.
For giving Sandrine too small of bras at VC...and grabbing her as they popped off
For giving Sandrine too small of bras at VC...and grabbing her as they popped off
Terri was arrested for stealing my lingerie. When I saw they were missing and the open window I called the police. They checked for fingerprints and it turns out Terri as a long record as a sexy lingerie thief. I dropped the charges and let her keep them.
hiding a salami in her pants in the deli section of super market
destruction of public property from leaving wet marks on the bus seats smile
Heidi was arrested for groping my ass... she pleaded guilty, but the judged reduced her sentence to time served and blushed admitting who could blame her
publicous gropiosis : they wouldn't release her on her own recognizance, but the Frisbee division of Wham-O bailed her out.
Wearing crotch less panties too the jury interview to show the judge your jury box smile
Heidi has been arrested for her kleptomania. When it gets bad, she has to take something for it.