Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

17 Oct 2018

john was arrested crashing the back stage
Areosmith event not having a back stage pass

17 Oct 2018

For dancing topless at a nightclub Whistle

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening

26 Oct 2018

For having weed instead of spinach.

26 Oct 2018

hunter was arrested for hunting off season caught by the fish and game warden

29 Oct 2018

Flashing random strangers

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2 Nov 2018

She stole the crown jewels, and we're not talking about the type you wear. The Queen is divorcing the Duke of Edinburgh now for being a randy old bastard.

Hey Vanessa Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

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And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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5 Nov 2018

for running down Kensington High Street with nothing on but a pair of panties on her head

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

12 Dec 2018

filled an empty beer glass and caught on the jumbo tron smile

17 Dec 2018

Santa had her arrested for being a naughty elf in the toy shop

17 Dec 2018

For flashing his horns whenever he waved at anyone.

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

19 Dec 2018

For singing Christmas Carols in the park with only a book and mittens. smile

24 Dec 2018

Blow jobbing in public.

24 Dec 2018

Video taping Heidi in action...lol

25 Dec 2018

For peeing on the fire and telling the police, he was a volunteer fireman but forgot to bring the hose

25 Dec 2018

Failure to put out cookies for Santa

25 Dec 2018

Bill dressed up as Santa and got Heidi to sit on his lap and whisper in his ear

26 Dec 2018

Taking off all his clothes at a public beach. (The nudist beach was down the road smile

26 Dec 2018

Heidi saw a beautiful woman in cardiac arrest, yelled "CLEAR" and then pretended her boobs were defibrillator paddles.

26 Dec 2018

At the mall on Christmas Eve, RB was detained for fondling one of Santa's helpers.

26 Dec 2018

Peeping in my window ... what a shame the front door was open too

26 Dec 2018

She robbed my phone and taking selfies. Anyway, sweet looking girl.

26 Dec 2018

Practice street dancing for New Years Eve, before the streets were closed

27 Dec 2018

For pulling nude skiers behind his boat

27 Dec 2018

For proving you can ski downhill naked and not get windburn... :P

27 Dec 2018

Sticking his bare ass up against an airplane window. He later pleaded his case to the judge saying he ask the woman beside him where there were and she told him over Florida. He dropped his pants backed into the window and started singing , "Moon Over Miami" :}

27 Dec 2018

Trying to be funny. So painful ?‍♂️

Big Hugs

27 Dec 2018

He has stolen a book from a bookshop. While he is reading the book hiding his face police came and caught him.

27 Dec 2018

She's been arrested for limbo dancing in the ladies toilet.

27 Dec 2018

For impersonating to be a Nurse and stealing Scrubs

Life is not a rehearsal!!

27 Dec 2018

Naiomi, a.k.a. "Posh Totty", has been under investigation regarding her undocumented collection of diamond-studded toys......

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Quote by Bonny27
Peeping in my window ... what a shame the front door was open too

Had I only known..... crybaby