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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Ginger was arrested for public sodomy of the department store manikins in Macys! Then attempted licking in Dillards!
Impersonating a police officer and cuffing Ginger and I together for her veiwing pleasure.mty5dUgP8NriakFZ
Displaying his naked torso outside a knicker shop and making all the girls wet.
For peeing on the police officer
For showing her middle finger to police officer as she was kneeling and licking.....
For demonstrating to the police officer that if one middle finger was bad...how's two?
Fornication.

Wow, love that word. Everyone who reads this, try to slip the word fornication into your life today. Preferably to a police office (I already did, tee hee)
Kiera, after exposing Lucky's disguise, started fornicating with him in the aisles while waiting for the police
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Was arrested for videoing me and Lucky fornicating in the aisle with our permission


fornicating with me, on santa's float during macy's thanksgiving day parade and it was captured live on tv. got to get a copy of that tape
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fornicating with me, on santa's float during macy's thanksgiving day parade and it was captured live on tv. got to get a copy of that tape


Hey my ginger

For telling me Fornicating with her on Santa's float during macy's thanksgiving day parade was mandatory, and that I'd be letting my Queen and country down should I refuse, not to mention ill mannered. I agree though we must get hold of that tape, we could make millions lol xo
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For NOT "Fornicating Under Consent of the King"
Exposing himself and masturbating in public while watching KK and Ginger at the parade
Selling tickets to watch Harry, KK and Ginger
Selling the vid she shot of that on the internet
For fornicating frenziedly for four full hours in a Kosher butcher shop in Little Venice with a troupe of acrobatic pygmies.
for Having sex with Harmoine Granger.
For fornicating and screaming in a public library
Propositioning the Vicar's wife whilst holding a length of salami.

Getting too friendly with the length of salami
cooldaddy was arrested for try on condoms at the drug store, then throwing them to the floor and yelling, dammit they're all too big.
TPBM was arrested for pushing a baseball bat up her pussy and shouting "How's that for a lollipop?"
For allowing the group of midgets in her care to be traumatised by a trench-coated Yorkshireman, and selling the video of the event on ebay, Amazon and in monthly instalments via Hot Midget Monthly.
We watch get away movies. Cindee, I don't know anymore. Hide in Chicago? I put my forehead to the steering wheel. I brought her to America and we keep our destruction going. No she doesn't want tea kick at the nosy bellman.
Nicki and Cindy - For randomly imploding hotels across the country with their debauchery
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We watch get away movies. Cindee, I don't know anymore. Hide in Chicago? I put my forehead to the steering wheel. I brought her to America and we keep our destruction going. No she doesn't want tea kick at the nosy bellman.

Calm down babe, it's just another nationwide pursuit by every law enforcement agency. No biggie. And if we need to really disappear there's always.....lowers voice to a whisper and leans closer.....HIS place
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Hi Jason
I thought you were being held without bail under the Prevention of Hedonism Act?
For evading roadblocks and distracting officers with outrageous flirting

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I got a good lawyer, m'dear