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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Busty was arrested at Walmart for the 10th time this month for trying on New bras and complaining loudly that she never could find the triple fs and walking out topless searching the racks for yet another size.
Lucky was arrested for indecent exposure while watching topless Busty and getting so hard he completely bust out of his trousers
Lyfbuz was arrested for stealing all the water and then selling it back to people
no worries peaceful, doc said you are just constipated....or did he say full of shit

edit: sorry but posted this in wrong thread but gonna leave it


Ginger was arrested due to not following proper protocol for milking her goats, she clamied she didnt know that was a male goat. The case is still out on that one.
lucky was arrested for having "kiss ms i'm irish" tattooed on his cock, then going to a pub and showing the tattoo to everyone. good thing he brought a magnifying glass with him or no one could have read it.3FA2RFvk8HJrLFUe
The bad thing poor Ginger didnt realize with her coke bottle eyeglasses and drool dripping from her chin as she was arrested for lewd acts with lucky that the Cheif of police was staring at her ass while she was reading the tattoo on lucky!
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The bad thing poor Ginger didnt realize with her coke bottle eyeglasses and drool dripping from her chin as she was arrested for lewd acts with lucky that the Cheif of police was staring at her ass while she was reading the tattoo on lucky!


heehee, that wasn't drool dripping from my chin, lucky came just having me looking at his cock. btw, the police chief, buz, didn't arrest me but my ass was really sore the next day
Ginger was lucky that I was there I bailed her out the next morning and have spent the last week kissing her sore ass.zVFd1ZYAAyjCJSZm I keep telling her the cream im useing will help but shes skeptical
Kiera was arrested for cycling over a rough road in the nude. She said Ooh was lovely on that saddle!
KK took the money but didn't deliver the goods.
Jason was arrested at Dunkin Doughnuts, for dunkin something else
Maisiegirl was arrested for indecent exposure on the free way
for masturbating in a mall
which one????????? She keeps telling everyone that she is an undercover cop on a very important case...... she goes under the covers a lot!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhh....Sweet KK.... Arrested once again for using the street light as your own personal stripper pole... I told you the local wives would get their panties in a bunch over it!!
For being the pimp to all the lushie babes and making them dance on light poles and then taking all their money.
Hahaha.... Summer has been arrested for attempting bribe a public official with dark chocolate kisses... smile
It was milk chocolate kisses from hershey smile

And you were arrested bc you are the public official who TOOK the bribe lol
arrested for being a public nucance. made all the guys rock hard infront of their partners
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It was milk chocolate kisses from hershey smile

And you were arrested bc you are the public official who TOOK the bribe lol
But it was such a good bribe!!! lol...


Danos was arrested for pulling out his rock hard and showing off to Summer...
Quote by SummerKiss
It was milk chocolate kisses from hershey smile

And you were arrested bc you are the public official who TOOK the bribe lol
But it was such a good bribe!!! lol...


Danos was arrested for pulling out his rock hard and showing off to Summer...
Ardentmale was arrested for pulling out his big hard on and trying to compare it to Danosjennings in front of traffic in the middle of the street!
Summer was arressted for prostitution for yelling HO HO HO and ringing a bell and asking for money while naked.