Impersonating a woman at the swimming bars in order to gain access to the female changing rooms.
not sure of all the details but it happened at halftime and Arsenal gave up 8 goals in the second half....
(oh great not only am I too slow but compared to ginger's post I'm not even remotely funny either!!!!)
Ginger has been arrested because she keeps teasing me and making me horny in public
Naughty was breast feeding me in the courtroom while Gingers trial was going on. I was hungry though.
Ginger was arrested for claiming to be clairvoyant, she told me my deceased relatives said id never get to heaven unless I had sex with her.
Ginger was arrested for masturbating down the street. This was her second offense this week. One more time and they don't know what they will do.
Ginger was arrested again for throwing her wet knickers at the judge last time she was in court.
Cooldaddy got nicked for waving his shlong at the Queens's passing carriage
"If you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with" - Luther Vandross
For being so damn sexy ;)
putting a sock with eyes on his cock, going into a glory hole and pretending to be a talking sock - punters wanted their money back!
Kiera was rested for impersonating Lady Godiva and riding bare thru town.
Jethro was busted for "punishing" KK in public... Apparently her screams from his paddling her attracted the attention of the boys in blue...
Ardentmale was arrested for being too ardent with the policewoman arresting Jethro
Cooldaddy was arrested for swinging naked from tree branches during a private function being held by the women's institute at Hyde Park
For causeing a 14 car pile up on the freeway while shes changeing a tire for the 4th time this week!
For chasing the rainbow butt ass naked again. Put down the booze and put your clothes back on....;)
@ Sallie
ardentmale was arrested for spanking his monkey in public...
