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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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popyourcherry
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lucky we found you, you dont need entonox when pushing your baby in the pram

poizenivy
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Um....I thought you were having you appendix removed not your....ahem...well that's unfortunate indeed
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Guest
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Well, we have identified the allergy causing your rash, and you wont like it Miss Ivy.
popyourcherry
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they have eventually removed the brandy bottle, but the docs cant stop you smiling
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Watch those positions bro!
poizenivy
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Wow I didn't know a hockey puck could fit there!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Well, we have fixed your dislocated hips, but we cannot think what the cause was...
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does it hurt when you do this?...................... Then don't do that.
Dublin_Girl
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you tried to re enact Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball video at a construction site .... don't worry they said they can remove the brick sized hole in your bum xxx
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I guess you're wondering why you're here , huh?
Unknown User
what did you do this time?
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Say AAHHH!!!!!
Tranquil
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Honey there just is not cure, you are a sexfiend
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hi, i'm your gynocologist lets have a look .
Unknown User
let me check your vital signs
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Ready for your mammogram, miss? Come this way please.SkkmsCOiRLZlUj0D
Unknown User
i brought you some food to eat
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You Like hospital food?
Unknown User
nope, hospital food taste awful
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I'm gonna need to check your tastebuds
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awww ajax, not really sure... that penis implant might have been a little overboard.


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I didn't mean to hurt you Can we try it again???
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wow i feel great today, you really do have healing hands and i cant wait for you to take me home today