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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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baileyass
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Your ass is still raw from the spanking and whipping. You'll be lying on your stomach until it heals.
sweetaz
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didn't realise you were going to press your hand to make that spanking go further ... Im sure it will shirink
popyourcherry
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i did tell you it would`nt fit, but you insisted
sweetaz
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Yes well I held the mirror for you so you could take aim ... not my fault you got your own arse!
baileyass
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Good one az!!!

You shouldnt laugh so hard that you drop and broke that mirror. The cut will heal itself.
popyourcherry
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i said sit on it dont just look at it, but your feet slipped. but your prolapse will make it more interesting
sweetaz
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did you just google the prolapse diagnosis ... your expression of self fucking literally hit the point of no return.

psss I do like the pic thou the look of anticipation is rather mouth watering
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awwwww az, sorry to say but yes you can...and yes you did.


popyourcherry
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they managed to get it out before it eat to much, i know you always said you referred the real thing but squid have very sharp beaks
alliet14
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the doctor asked me to come in and palpate your breast to check for lumps.
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Gonna need to run a few tests. Sign this consent form
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Good news! You finally drank enough to have sex with me. Bad news you have alcohol poisoning.
curious3045
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You were knocked out by my punch I was aiming for baileyass over your right shoulder and you stepped into it
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Quote by kiera
Hey lovely how r u??

Im so sorry you were bit on the arse by a rabid racoon, we didn't get to you fast enough, ok yeah I know you don't understand me cause u no longer know how to think


I just keep wondering why they call you a raccoon and how you got rabies in the first place. I think that skunk SJ is the culprit.
Kiera
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LMAFO yes its all his fault but babes as for me we don't have rabies in the UK, its all SJ's fault yes you were bitten by him and he thought ur arse was steak pmsl. Guess the skunk must have caught it in the USA when staying with you lot
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baileyass
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They cannot the skunky fart from you anymore. I'm sorry.
sweetaz
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read the label on the detergent musk scent use sparingly ... how much did you put on?
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Will you please stop having sex with my doctor in my bed.
sweetaz
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Oops you better have your name tag back then
popyourcherry
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see they have you off the respirator, I know kinks has been sucking up to you lately, but you should of made sure she was sitting comfortable before starting her blow dry
sweetaz
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I didn't advise against kneeling, the blow dry was to help with circulation ... but we have the vacuum cleaner for your use, self service of course!
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I am here for your sponge bath..don't worry I am very thorough
alliet14
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I told you not to take that viagra. I knew your heart couldnt take the 4 hours of sex until you went down.
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Your orgasm was so intense that you blacked out and had to be brought to the hospital
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Did you not think that as the distance from your mouth to your tummy is only a couple of foot at most,
swallowing a five foot sword blade all the way down was a bit much?

So anyway, your arse now has a zipper fitted.
poizenivy
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So please explain to me how you got the light bulb in there without it breaking...the please for the love of all things holy tell my why you felt the need to plug it in and turn it on?!?!?!
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