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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Hell Ivy it said not to try this at home.


sweetaz
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baby they may need to bring in a two truck to extract hmmm you may want to write your last will and testament beforehand
Dublin_Girl
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i warned you about twerking , its dangerous if not done correctly hehe
curious3045
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I would do it all over again if I had the choice
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Dublin_Girl
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next time we'll be more careful hehe
sweetaz
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twerking, twittering txting no wonder no one truly understands ... its ok you can go back to paper and pen somewhere in this mad world they still can get the basics in reading just use BOLD TXT
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Lets have a look at that.
Dirty_D
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Good morning, how are you feeling today? Any pain?
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I'm gonna need a closer look at those , i mean that
sweetaz
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the whip lash will ease as soon as stop head banging
bill11
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Looks like the breast surgery has gone well, let's get you up and allow you to look at yourself in the mirror.
Dirty_D
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Hi, my name is Dianna, and I'll be your nurse today. How can I help you?
sweetaz
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Hi dianna can you get bill his glasses the optometrist didn't do a good job for corrective surgery he thinks these puppies came out of a packet
Dublin_Girl
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One direction are to blame for this , they made you scream so much you blew your vocal cords hehe xx
poizenivy
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I told you...use more lube...now you won't be able to sit for a month...but would you listen?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Dirty_D
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Hi, Dr. I'm the nurse, let me tell you what's been really going on with the patient.


Bwahaha...Do you want the Dr, or the nurse who knows what's going on? ;)
baileyass
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babe, the doc took 4 inches off your height instead of adding to it. you're nearly a midget now sad
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feed her some yummy food from dunkin donuts
sweetaz
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Now the shots come in 2 sizes large or humungous ... which is your preference? Please bend over and drop your trousers
bill11
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I need to get some body fluid samples, as the last ones were lost in the lab
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Bill, I told you letting your balls vibrate on the motor wasn't good
sweetaz
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well at least lets cool them down with ketchup ... ice for those lips CM
poizenivy
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Shock play was not a good idea while you were bathing....I wonder if your hair will ever lay flat again.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
sweetaz
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ahh hello those tablets were to be taken by mouth babe, they're not suppository! Yeah umm you may want to biff those now. call the nurse in to give you some more
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What you need is a rub down and a sponge bath, I know I am naked but...ssssh just don't tell the rest of the staff.
sweetaz
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Once they remove the bandages you'll be able to see the difference a few inches can makes