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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Gently removes...Well now...
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Is there anything i can do for you ?
sweetaz
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Are you reading my mind?
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I'm reading somethin
sweetaz
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Switches reading lamp on, is that better?
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I can see clearly now
sweetaz
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Now say ahhh that play piece needs to come out
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Well it would hurt, an internal examination is invasive, however, I do assure you,
there is absolutely NOT such a thing as a gynaecologist garden Gnome.
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Told you not to drive like the Stig..your car just isn't built for it
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That position was bound to put us in here!
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Honey you really need to be more careful with what you put in your mouth.



You know cause getting food poisoning isn't fun lol


Oops that was for Choosie lol...sorry
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Awh they couldn't remove your head from your ass???
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It's time for nursery to administer a montser enema
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Anal lube is not edible
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Quote by SeaSiren
Awh they couldn't remove your head from your ass???


Drs realized you were born without the ability to be nice , you've been given a lobotomy.
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oh honey, its all over now. your errr ummm going to be fine.
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I told you it might hurt a little
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Quote by SeaSiren
Awh they couldn't remove your head from your ass???


It's a shame you weren't born with a brain to be nice to people.....

Dang, Girl you need to walk down the stairs not run and fall down them... At least your beautiful face did not get a mark on it!
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Gonna need to check and see if you are dilated ok?
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your mosh pit antics caused you to end up in the middle of the beefy security guards. You'll be out of cast in 6 weeks ... maybe
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Get well soon






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Why thank you sir, your a compulsory can get you into trouble. Lucky I like them
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You promised that it does latex does not hurt...
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Quote by DaisyDo


It's a shame you weren't born with a brain to be nice to people.....

Dang, Girl you need to walk down the stairs not run and fall down them... At least your beautiful face did not get a mark on it!



Daisy, all is well...Drs said you are a fine specimen.
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Quote by DaisyDo


It's a shame you weren't born with a brain to be nice to people.....

Dang, Girl you need to walk down the stairs not run and fall down them... At least your beautiful face did not get a mark on it!



Daisy, all is well...Drs said you are a fine specimen.

Sorry double post!
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I told you that sabian was only 110 volt not 220!
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Awh they couldn't remove your head from your ass???


Hey babe, here is the scoop. If that is all you have to add in the forums let me be the first to kick your balls up to your fucking throat. Enough said, take your shitty attitude somewhere else. The person you just steamrolled happens to be a sweet person, who is polite, wait you probably don't know the meaning, google it shit for brains, learn something

Whew, sorry for blowing up to the rest of you forum participants, but that didn't sit well

To above, sorry for buying the last 12 rounds, had a bad day.
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You had too 1 drink too many and walked into a lampost and then rolled over a car and straight into the pond at the park. Can you remember any of it?