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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Short Arse Brit
Awww babes I guess they didn't like your Sean Connery impressions, you got hit on the head by a can of coke while on stage but hey I did clap and thought u were awesome 
Edit bugger u beat me that was for banes
for tranquil....the packet said take 1 tranquiliser only wtf did u take 10 for
yeah that's charcoal in your mouth id go rinse if I was you
Edit bugger u beat me that was for banes
for tranquil....the packet said take 1 tranquiliser only wtf did u take 10 for
yeah that's charcoal in your mouth id go rinse if I was you The Duchess of Tart
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Im so sorry I got a lil too kinky last night .. did they manage to remove it all?
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butbutbutbut she said she wanted my meat and potatoes or was it meat and vegetables I cant remember (rofl)
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Im sorry I got confused and which end was which ... will the hearing return in your left ear?
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ah john, doc says you will get your sight back, you should never of gone after those chickens, just because your good with cocks
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I told you not to put it back there without using lube!
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told you not to parade about bareassed. now you have a sunburned ass and wont be able to sit until it heals
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I told you too much shellfish was bad for you .. you should have steak and chips .. such a healthy diet.
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Hi there, what do you remember? If a lot then I am sorry . If nothing then No I have no idea what umm happen to you.
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I just remember this gorgeous lady in my room and I was pondering on the night ahead and then the rest is a blank .. so annoying.
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once they untangle the jumbled mess of knight armour they're be returned asap .. in the meantime removing that wooden sword from your posterior could be a problem
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I thought you were serious when you said they made a good flotation device.
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Im not the only one that's had inflation added ... are those arms for real?
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Being broadminded and competitive can be fun but also dangerous.
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You really did take being Mighty mouse to heart, less enthusiasm next itme
Short Arse Brit
I told you not to curl up so close to that fire, your hair will grow back though
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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good news, your heels weren't damaged in the accident.
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Hmmmmmmm, well, we knew this could happen if we ever got together..... lol
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