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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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I told you that a vacuum cleaner should not be used for that, there are good alternatives available from certain adult outlets
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Quote by curious3045
Hey babe, here is the scoop. If that is all you have to add in the forums let me be the first to kick your balls up to your fucking throat. Enough said, take your shitty attitude somewhere else. The person you just steamrolled happens to be a sweet person, who is polite, wait you probably don't know the meaning, google it shit for brains, learn something
Whew, sorry for blowing up to the rest of you forum participants, but that didn't sit well
To above, sorry for buying the last 12 rounds, had a bad day.
Well said Curious and I concur Pet is an absolute sweetheart and didn't deserve that.
Wolfy WTF, why the hell did you open that champagne bottle naked, the cork hit the ceiling, rebounded onto the floor and shot up your arse, Drs had to use an anal probe but they managed to get it out eventually.
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ah doc says you just need to be more careful when at the sea side, but you did`nt catch the crabs from paddling in rock pools. 
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Sorry about the concussion but you kept saying harder when your head was banging the wall
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Should not have played with that aligator. They are much faster than you think. Luckily this did not like the taste of your leg and spit it out. We were able to join it back.
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It won't hurt when it quits
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Told you you can only head bang for so long. You'll need that neck support for 1 month at least.
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Told you you can only head bang for so long. You'll need that neck support for 1 month at least.
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Am sure your going to be happy with the surgery outcome. The Dr. said the procedure went fine
Weaver of Words
have you been taking every thing so seriously again?
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the boat was quite full, maybe that's why it overturned 
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hmm shakes head are you suppose to light up the inner you with strobe lights?
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You never told me your back was bad
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sorry about hitting you with the car.......
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the collar and lead are for your own protection ... you get lost apparently