Troublemaker
A dislocated tongue? You're lucky. Look at the colour of my balls!
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Lyfbuz
I just knew that would get you in trouble. now how the hell can I explain this to your family. sheez
NickiC if you end up in hospital in NZ, then you know you have had an experience of a lifetime. bahahahahahahaha
I just knew that would get you in trouble. now how the hell can I explain this to your family. sheez
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I came to New Zealand and what happened why am I here?
NickiC if you end up in hospital in NZ, then you know you have had an experience of a lifetime. bahahahahahahaha
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Tranquil, I told you drinking that much would make you sick!!
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don't think it was the drink it was falling from your boat into it ... but that's ok we saved you
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looks at you and shakes head saying " I'll never listen"
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Told u it was a bad idea to try and fly using a sheet
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yup I should've tied them together before trying to scale down the wall
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back up landing pad ... never leaves home without them
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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its called heavy metal whiplash. I am sorry, even the sound of the music will set you off from now on.
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I think its going to be a mission to untangle you from that platform ... hold still it may hurt alittle
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We were in the bathtub,,, you know, you stood up really fast and knocked yourself out on the shower head...
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Troublemaker
Living up to your name is one thing but I TOLD you not to stick it in that gopher hole
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We may have to use gap fill for that ... yeah it maybe permanent but that's ok we can tube feed you
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Lyfbuz
I just knew that would get you in trouble. now how the hell can I explain this to your family. sheez
NickiC if you end up in hospital in NZ, then you know you have had an experience of a lifetime. bahahahahahahaha
Tranq, your head is shaved, I reach up, so is mine. We aren't in Sydney are we?
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Really ... you have many wants but first you need to get out of traction
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but baby you said you wanted to try 
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bad time to close your eyes . Hopefully the chaffing wont cause too much discomfort