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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Putting on my overalls. Naked underneath.
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The doctor said they sewed your nipple back on after getting it caught in your overalls, and here you are wearing them again
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Sorry pup, but it's best to neuter strays
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Why did you put a collar around your neck? Oh, I see....
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The drs said when you had your sexual reassignment surgery, the nipples were no good, so they chose headphones,
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Doctors said no more Lucky Charms till your tongue regains its normal color.
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The vet says you must wear this cone so you stop chewing yourself
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I told you that position was best left for the professionals...wanna try it again?
sweetaz
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No sir Im not going to be give you your morning wash, but the male nurse will be along promptly smile
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When did you croak
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Quote by adagio_sabadicus
When did you croak


When I ate that whole frog.

You had a poetry overload and fell on a bookcase clutching a copy of Gertrude Stein's greatest works. But I am here to help you through it.
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They're move you out of the corridor soon but ill hold the ice on your forehead for you .... next time open the door
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Does it hurt?
sweetaz
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only if you move so keep still they should be able to remove that rail from your butt cheek ...maybe
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It hurts. HELP. Fucking insurance.
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You can't get Insurance for fucking Ma'am.
You're fucked.
Or you're about to be ;)
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You can't? Cind are you sure?
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Quote by NickiC
You can't? Cind are you sure?


I asked at my local bank...they looked at me oddly, so I'm assuming you can't.
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Maisie is in the next room - what ever you two did, wore you both out
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Quote by JasonM
Maisie is in the next room - what ever you two did, wore you both out


There's a price to pay for Hedonism, Jason.
Erm...you wouldn't have some spare cash.....?
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(Quick forehead kiss)

I'll see what I can arrange with your doc - she's actually pretty cute ;)
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Did I hear correctly that you were wanting to buy a Fucking Insurance policy. So this does not happen again??
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Quote by bill11
Did I hear correctly that you were wanting to buy a Fucking Insurance policy. So this does not happen again??


You're correct Bill.
It would be very handy to have.
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Well the Doc says that she'd want 'payment' from you once you've recovered ;)
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Quote by JasonM
Well the Doc says that she'd want 'payment' from you once you've recovered ;)


Forget the loan Jason, I'm sure myself and the good Doctor can come to some arrangement...
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Sorry, i heard grape as bread...your pussy's all coated with dried bread crumbs...
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Oh I was waiting to give mouth to mouth
sweetaz
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I don't think its her mouth that needs the attention
Jam_Wil_Mac
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From now on either sex OR rugby... Not both!