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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Tranquil
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you have to stop with thong walking. (there is a reason they use rope rather then thongs, its stronger) and why on earth did you start so high?
sweetaz
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Quote by kiera


Yeah bypassing is rude is it not Nicks? its not like said person didn't know we had already posted but hey Feisty is hot who can blame her.

Im sorry I slammed you on the head with that shoe Nicks but I did see them 1st babes and they were my size not urs and well they do look hotter on me...just sayin



too true ladies my apologies that kick in the head played with my ability to repost on time .. but hey feisty was a better calling card
ricinatl
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I'm glad your finally awake, I want you too see the size of this thermometer I'm about to take your temperature with.
sweetaz
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sweetaz for the thermometer look what they rolled in for you, now might be a good time to ask for some meds
Kiera
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too true ladies my apologies that kick in the head played with my ability to repost on time .. but hey feisty was a better calling card


True and yet by posting this you completely bypassed Tranquil...just sayin

I'm sure it will be fine once the swelling goes down Az

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bill11
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Kiera, looks like the surgery did not go as planned, the Dr performed the wrong procedure in your operating room. You were in for oral surgery, but the plastic surgeon came into your OR room and did a breast reduction
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bad news, all that viagra you took trying to keep up with me and kk has turned your skin blue

good news, they need someone to play papa smurf on stage
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bad news, all that viagra you took trying to keep up with me and kk has turned your skin blue

good news, they need someone to play papa smurf on stage


God Ginger ur posts are so cool

Sorry Im just here for 2 secs, the docs have you in rehab to recover from ur addiction to my cream lmao

Hey babes
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kaley93
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that's THE most violent orgasm I've ever seen...
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Right, for the 93rd time, you only have one penis, stop trying to shag it off!!!
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looks like the waxing witches strikes again but don't worry, the redness on your cock will fade?



Jam_Wil_Mac
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looks like the waxing witches strikes again but don't worry, the redness on your cock will fade?





LOL!!!

I doff my cap to you.xtBhMHyeY8CSzeQW
Kiera
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Quote by ginger86
looks like the waxing witches strikes again but don't worry, the redness on your cock will fade?





OMFG My sides hurt laughing and I have tears in my eyes Ginger

Babes they managed to remove the Bart Simpson tat from your arse but not the Mo one
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Melanie was rough but Antonio is here along with Becks they are fighting over you but I have it...OH FUCK.
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why did you feel the need to touch you eyeball from the inside...


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so sorry babes, docs say you blew it off. have you ever thought about a sex change?


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Ginger made me one eyed but wait you are too.
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I told you Ginger had strong thighs, but your head should regain its shape in a few days according to the doctors.
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Now, you were very lucky to escape with your life... Just as well you are Irish after all!!
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told you not to but all will be fine. docs say they can almost rebuild your face...


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OMG Your halarious



Your gonna be fine I called the lawyer and we will sue the maker of that machine, although i still am not sure how it got in there, but the doctors got it removed, they had to use the jaws of life.
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OMG Your halarious



Your gonna be fine I called the lawyer and we will sue the maker of that machine, although i still am not sure how it got in there, but the doctors got it removed, they had to use the jaws of life.


oh dam irish, the witches got you too? well just play with jam until you're both better. thinking i'm gonna have to quit adding the super glue


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Using my new monocle, gingy you should not have tried for the whole baseball team, ( )
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I knew you would pass out eventually
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Putting on my overalls. Naked underneath.