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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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KK, I tried to tell you that it was too big.
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Turns out your just severely constipated from eating too much honey hahaha how many times do I have to explain that there is nothing as sweet as me ;)
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I told you that you could not handle all those positions in one night....
sweetaz
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And you told me you were flexible ...
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I told you you needed to slow down, they said you will be fine after the jaws of life extracted my head.
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awwww lucky, you are supposed to ride the bull.





why do you think me and kk ride cocks instead?


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It's tme for your physical therapy, scoot over a little.
sweetaz
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actually I think they need a microscope to find it ... not sure what end of the anatomy
bill11
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Yes your foot will heal, but you need to refrain from kicking ass
baileyass
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Soryy babe, they had to remove all your body hair.
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Bailey they said your ass will be just fine but no more jumping off the roof yelling hey Ya'll watch this for a while.
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Its actually a bad case of frostbite the doctor said he had never seen frostbite in the anus before so I am guessing shoving all those ice cubes up your butt was a bad idea hahaha my bad
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Hmmmmmmm, I don't remember what happened to you hum, seemed like we were both enjoying each other then you just stopped breathing Glad you awake now though
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You couldn't stop screaming about angels and demons.
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You couldn't stop screaming about angels and demons.


I know right some men cant handle a good back sack and crack wax, we r not angels or demons r we hun we r witches, drunken ones

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bill11
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I did not realize your vanity was that important to you
sweetaz
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oops i thought you wanted to go barefoot waterskiing all the time you were just holding on
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I know we both wiped out, by the way I am in the next hospital bed.
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well nicki you should book in for your pedicure next time, im sure that toe will heal quick smart ... no more beersies for you
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well nicki you should book in for your pedicure next time, im sure that toe will heal quick smart ... no more beersies for you


Working hard to learn my limits. Fail.

She hit her head
in the attic hiding from her four sexy boyfriends.

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The surgery went well. You now look like Kate Moss
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they went in as twins now look at them complete beauties but opposites ... surgeon seemed happy with his work
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The surgery went well. You now look like Kate Moss


I work hard to emulate her.

I even married a man named Jamie to make it work.
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you need to speak up girl ... cant hear ya realised i have ear plugs in
baileyass
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They managed to remove your ear plugs. Don't need to yell at younow.
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I tried to be gentle but I lost control.