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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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sweetaz
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BUT you said boots were ok Ill wear shorter sprigs alright
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Take the curtains down to iron them next time.
sweetaz
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Im not sure what they did to your arse but is that the new branding? Here hands you ice the swelling should go down
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I tried to warn you what could happen if you played with an inexperienced person
ShortnSassy
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I had no idea you were that big
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dam sassy, i told yoou that was a little too big


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Nice to see you awake....... Are you Merry Peppermint? lmao
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You made a great job of fixing the wiring.
Dancewithme
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No I am not the one who bathed you, though I was sorely tempted! Did you have to be so ..so...tempting? lol
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Selling knickers on ebay is one thing but trying to snatch them off people is another, that eye looks really painful
Harry7785
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Really! Trying to swim all the way to Gingers house?
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no harry, the new boobs don't turn me on


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Faith will be along in a moment...
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awww cindee, i think they did a gret job on your boob job


bill11
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Kiera, all went well, but we were not expecting twins, congratulations
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awwww bill, told you not to pull the string until we got it in the water


Dirty_D
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Ginger, I told you someday I'd be your nurse!
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Ah, finally, you wake up. I've been poking you with this stick for months. My arm hurts!
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The doctors did not fully turn you into a cat, they put the tail on the wrong side.
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The surgery was a success miss, however the buttons on your top appear MIA (ahem)