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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Its ok baby smile its still pretty awesome you tried to see if it would fit back there
the nurse are bringing you a donut ring for your use, it still looks painful
I hope those monitors are working
You are feisty and you overdid it. No my friend you cannot have all of the servers.
It is a healthy boy baby...
Ich liebe dich. See I am learning you didn't have to wear yourself out teaching me.
where did those security guards go ... they were replaying some vid of this evenings going on
Looks like the fall was a little more serious than you thought. I better take you home for a day and make sure your cared for.
It is ok, the boat had only minimal damage and I have had it fixed.
awwww john, doc says not to worry. just take two viagra and watch lots of porn...


LOL But that was NOT the problem. You know that 4 hour warning they have at the end of the commercials???? ;)

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It is ok... you should have seen what SHE looked like!
IP tried to tell you that imitating that commercial was silly sad I mean come on! No one gets out in the middle of an ice storm directing traffic while flexing their muscles lol it was a COMMERCIAL! lol
Your enthusiasm is admirable, but I knew we shouldn't go so hard
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The say you got to stay in bed for a fortnight, that will be nothing new for you
Apparently the doctors will need to get a cutting tool from the workshop to remove that gstring ... arsecheeks are buns of steel
Good news is you're not bleeding. Bad news is the red in your lingerie runs and that is what stained you.
and i thought it was beetroot staining ... looks as if you have a need for colour may I suggest Red or a blood transfusion as it looks like the nurse is bringing in
Nurse, she's still too sweet...we need some cream to temper her, quick as!
The doc gave you CC cups instead of just a C. But you still look great.
Last thing I remember is you trying to wax me, I swung the broom towards you really fast but someone held a pillow over my face until I passed out
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turns your head to the side, its better that way makes breathing that much easier. as for the waxing hmmm the new skin should return shortly
Looks like the wax was a little too hot for a few areas. They said it will heal, but it's going to be tender for several months
You shouldn't attempt to wax yourself. They can't do anything about it, the wax will come out together with your poo.
I told you that ferris wheel looked shaky. The body cast is temporary. Here some spoons full of broth.
You should have known better than to surf Waimea Bay this time of year.
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You should have known better than to surf Waimea Bay this time of year.


Ambition is a weakness. I know but the waves...sigh.

Building scaling Jere? Yes she is up there but my that was a nasty fall.
Kiss my baby gently... Everything is okay.... Your private doc is here beside you
I was trying to help Jere get to Sole...faints. But I know my doc hub will revive me.