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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Yes always.. You are under my treatment
baileyass
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You may be a doc, but you can't treat yourself! Look at those ugly stitches.
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So you can't remember anything? That's too bad...but I do have some pics of how it got stuck up there smile
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They are going to operate again tomorrow to put the foot back on the right way round this time
Unknown User
Awww...KK... I dont know how you got that burn on your hand just from picking up the Bible... smile
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Turns out your last sexual encounter was a biter and well I am sorry but you have lost your lucky candy cane haha
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Sweet Jesus woman! Don't you realize frostbite isn't good for the nips
curious3045
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I hope you don't think I did that,,, last I remember we were having much fun...
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I told you that was a bad idea. Bet you never do that again
sweetaz
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Your in need of vitamin D bring on summer for you
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Your in need of vitamin D bring on summer for you


Hello there gorgeous. Let me help you get better baby.
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awww babes, i meant to tell you i super glued the pole but don't worry doc says the skin will grow back in a few months


simplyjohn
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Im sorry there was a mix up with your requirement. We thought you wanted a 4 inch reduction not enlargement. Never mind its the quality not the quantity smile.
baileyass
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They removed the white stripes from your back. But there is a 50% chance they will grow back.
Gil_Renard
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I'm so happy for you! You now have the tail you always wanted. May I tug on it...
Dirty_D
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Good morning, I'll be your nurse today. Your CNA is John. If you need and thing just call.
simplyjohn
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I am so sorry KK .. I thought it was lube and it was superglue .. it will be fine I promise. Can I get you a cheeseburger and chips .. would that help?
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Remember when being stiff in the morning was a good thing?
sweetaz
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hmm I dont think they really meant to give you broom handle as a substitute mate , ill be asking or my money back
baileyass
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That tail looks sexy on you.
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Are you SURE you want a sex change?
Unknown User
Dude!! The operation went well... But I got to tell you... You make one ugly woman!!!...lol
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The doctor will be back in a minute he said something about you prostate gland?