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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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I saved your life. Leave the fighting to us super heroes.
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Yes, it was Lex again, and YES, he found another shard of kryptonite.
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You had luck this time, only a flesh wound. We will fix you in a few days. The lift back to the combat line is already booked. Before I leave, here is the Purple Heart for you dude.
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Looks like you messed with the wrong person
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You guys with those gerbils...
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Can't you swim either?
sweetaz
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hmm how did you get that straw so far up hmmm hope the doctors have clamp long enough to remove it
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Doc said your going to be fine... Just not to use a frozen kielbasa next time... He said it equates to sticking your tongue on a frozen flagpole... :0
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told you you cannot win the bet of gulping 10 bottles of vodka?? and you did pole dances .
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Apparently it will wear off after a month or two, they say. It looks good anyway...
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Apperently you have a hangover from last night. How was the party with Nicki and Maisie?
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(No hangover for me my friend. Alcohol free zone).

You're in no immediate danger. But Maisie will be along soon ;)
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I read your name as 'Sydney'. I'm dyslexic.

Hopefully, you'll be checked out of the hospital to celebrate New Year at home.
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I'll be checked out just in time to go to work and deal with all the carousing and general merriment. But thanks for the thought Emilia.
I hope you have a great New Year's Eve and a fantastic 2014.
Lots of love
Sydney
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Hahaha!

Thank you, Sydney.

I wish you the same and lots and lots of happiness in 2014.
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Happy new year you awake just right for the new year eve party 2014!!!
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They accidentally waxed your facial hair, but don't worry it'll grow back in time - a looooonnnggg time.
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Hey on the bright side I posted your face plant in the shoe department on You Tube and you are viral my friend. 100,000 views already!

Happy New Year bailey.
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Nicki you have had a minor scrape, so we brought you here to recover. Your personal nurse, Aragon2 will be in presently to give you your daily sponge bath.
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Thank you aidin, you are right. Happy New Year for you! Here I am for my beloved Nicki.
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Quote by Aidin
Nicki you have had a minor scrape, so we brought you here to recover. Your personal nurse, Aragon2 will be in presently to give you your daily sponge bath.

Aragon has been delayed...apparently someone locked him in a broom cupboard.
Now then...I have a sponge, Nicki...

Edit : Next time I'll use 2 rolls of duct tape Aragon
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Quote by Syndy

Aragon has been delayed...apparently someone locked him in a broom cupboard.
Now then...I have a sponge, Nicki...


Sorry sexy lady, I am here already for Nicki. No bonding can keep me away from my love
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Quote by Aragon2


Sorry sexy lady, I am here already for Nicki.


I know, I know...I don't stand a chance
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Happy New Year for you too honey
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Aragon2 you too have been admitted for minor injuries and we are out of room in the men's ward for you. So we are putting you up here with Nicki C, so that your trip into the New Year with be as blissful as possible.
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Thank god they managed to save you. Jumping from building to building are all made believe.
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Quote by Aragon2
Happy New Year for you too honey


Bonne année et meilleurs voeux pour 2014 mon ami
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I tried to warn you and Maisie that your ceiling swing was not stable!!