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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Its me who should be lying there my Lady Kiera, you try riding to Rochester on a f****** donkey lol
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Infected tattoo you say? Can I see it?( runs from the room as a bed pan sails past my head!)
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I repeat, this is NOT a hotel... quit ringing for down and asking for the concierge
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I have good and bad news, the good news is that the circumcision went fine, the bad news is we can't seem to find a tray of instruments. Have you heard any jingling when you move?
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You know? I always wondered if that wire was live.
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awwww babes, what'd you do to cooldaddy


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I can't understand it either just look at it this way , now EVERYTHING points in the SAME direction!
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Kiera by crikey girl that wasn't ky gel it was super clue turn the flipping sidelamp on next time, I hope the skin grows back
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Didn't anyone EVER tell you NOT to wipe with a leaf you don't recognize? Those little red berries? It's a good thing you didn't eat any! This calamine lotion SHOULD HELP with the itching...SOME.
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Quote by sweetaz
Kiera by crikey girl that wasn't ky gel it was super clue turn the flipping sidelamp on next time, I hope the skin grows back


Super clue lol xo


Wow Im really sorry babes I should have listened to Az and turned the lights on, it wasn't KY we used they did finally managed to separate us though
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Quote by kiera


Super clue lol xo


Wow Im really sorry babes I should have listened to Az and turned the lights on, it wasn't KY we used they did finally managed to separate us though



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OOOOOWWWWCCCHHH
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Quote by kiera
I did tell you that there is and art to tossing pancakes, the one you did landed on your face, the burns are bad but is cool babes cause you have 3 more according to your avatar
hahahahahahahahahaha Good one!
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Told you sweet even if you follow cute bums with your eyes still be careful as you walk following them...
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See, even angels need care.
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I told you, you weren't ready for in the ear!
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Quote by Alezander
I told you, you weren't ready for in the ear!

Your sadism gone too far
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Didn't I TELL YOU that IF you and Ginger were going to DO that to check the damned chandelier FIRST? Luckily for HER she landed on you!
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We're gonna have to put you down. We can't risk the spread of rabies.GwZkADBgedCejmNV
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Didnt I tell you not to hike your leg up and piss on that electric fence?
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Do not tell me that you're feeling nausea and vomiting?
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Uh FYI watching a few Bruce Willis movies does NOT make you prepared to take on a street gang single handedly, the doctor said they'll get that pepper spray canister extracted within the hour.
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FYI? I don't watch the movies, I watch HIM... hahahahaha
About the "spray canister" let me think before answering.. Grrrrrrrrrrrr
bill11
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Glad to see your waking. Will explain all of what happened after you calm down.
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Sorry, My cave-woman tactics where to heavy for you. I really need a lighter club
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I told you that wasn't a real flying broomstick.
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You need to lay off the Fleshlight, my friend.