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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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It took five stitches this time babe, seriously you need to stop sitting on cucumbers.
baileyass
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Goodness, I didn't know cucumbers have become a commodity! Still, you shouldn't be fighting with others for them. I'm sure there's substitutes for them.
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I would think you'd know better than to challenge someone to that type of contest.
baileyass
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They managed to reattach your penis. No more biting games from now on.
baileyass
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They managed to reattach your penis. No more biting games from now on.
baileyass
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They managed to reattach your penis. No more biting games from now on.

Sorry Jason, looks like they had to do it 3x before your penis stays on.QrK2osKvWTWZ1g0e
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omg three time I will comfort baily and tell her everything will be okay. Happy New Year!!!
baileyass
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Omg, you shouldn't twist yourself into knots if you don't know how to unknot. Happy new year too
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OMG your try to unknots me brought you now in this situation... wish you all the best for the new year
baileyass
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Maybe nicki should be doing all the knoting for you in the future. Lol
sweetaz
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i sure how your suppose to get out those jackets ... and why are you bound and gagged?
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Ok cutie, who did you piss off this time?
baileyass
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Must concentrate while golfing, that's the first I see a ball hitting a player's groin at a driving range!! silly
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DAMN!!!!! how did do get that stuck there?
sweetaz
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bouncing on golf clubs is not recommended you are not going for MRI scan ... know of anyone?
HotRodG
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That...was...AWESOME!!! I, honestly, did not think you would actually do that! But, next time, make sure you wear your armour and helmet, ok?
baileyass
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Told you to get someone to remove your pubes. Good thing you just nick your skin.
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I tried to tell you we should not try that position!!!!
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awww told you it was a bad idea


lanne
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damn, man, I thought you had more sense than to wrestle with a tractor!
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I never knew Famous was a sumo wrestler
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I'll call he nurse, you need LOTS of lotion on that sunburn!
lanne
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you have rabies, man, I'm sorry
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The good news is the litter is doing just fine; the BAD news is they are four PUPPIES that all look like WARDOG; turns out it WASN'T rabies after all!
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Man, I tried to tell you that Lara was too much for you, but did you believe me?
baileyass
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Shouldnt slide down the stairs like your Av, good thing your nuts are bruised and will be ok by month end.
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I warn you, too much love will kill you